Halloween 2005: Decorations & Stuffed Toys
Part II of this year's spooky horde! Featuring all the more expensive, elaborate items.
"Spooky Hollow" Plushes
 Created just for 2005, these four characters appeared on a wide range
of "Spooky Hollow" products, primarily sold through Joann craft stores.
These mini-plushes were their only 3-d incarnations, and are about 3-4
inches high. They have cords to hang them from, and the pumpkin
features a bendy vine for no real reason. My favorite is the candycorn,
but he beats the angry ghost by only a small margin.
Skeleton mummy riding hood guy thing
 Actually came off ebay last year, but some time after Halloween, so I
just counted it for this year. Eight different nonsensical outfits combined
with a very large (two feet tall) skull-faced mummy ends up one of the
most interesting halloween plushes I've ever found.
Raincoat reaper
 Rescued from a consignment store, I'm not sure where this guy originally
came from but he has a raincoat and a plush scythe, both removable. You
do not want to get all wet when you run a door-to-door buisiness.
My illegitimate son Stewart
 Abandoned by the Pumpkin Queen, Stewart is a well-meaning boy but
his mental handicap can get him into mischief. His fingers are deformed
and he can only say his own name.
???
 Probably part of a larger set, but I got them from a closeout store that
only had one each of these two. Their legs dangle on strings if you sit
them on the edge of a table. I love the freaky design of the rat.
Target "Count Down" and "Scary Mary" figurines
 Target decorated for halloween this year with a whole huge family of
adorable, big-headed monsters, plastering them all over their stores as
giant cardboard cut-outs, talking "doorbells" in the candy aisles and a fair
amount of merchandise. None were made into proper toys, but these two
(along with a pumpkin and spider) were at least immortalized as small,
glass figures. They should've been salt & pepper shakers, but ah well. At
least they're cute...and how can you not love a tiny vampire named
"Down?"
 From the same exact store as last year's pumpkin-clown demon, only,
MUCH more frightening, which I honestly didn't think was possible.
Here's hoping next year brings a third, even eerier member into this family
of freaks.
Even EVILER Pumpkin Clown Guy
 Another item that matches some of 2004's, this thing has wobbling
eyeballs and stands over a foot and half tall, which is pretty big for
something wide and round. I found him all alone at a TJmaxx.
GIANT Crazy Pumpkin
 This is one of those hanging decorations with the solid head and empty
cloth body. Like Mr. Hyde from Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before
Christmas", he has a little brother in his top hat, which is pretty much what
made me like him enough to spend 5.99 on a chunk of resin in a cape.
Hanging "Hyde"
 Because Christmas ain't got NOTHING Halloween ain't got better. The
skeleton with the dangly limbs is part of a larger set by Target, while the
beckoning specter of death came from "Hechts." I'm not sure which one I
prefer. The skeleton stands out more and truly looks like a nutcracker
sans flesh (the eyes are perfect), but the Reaper is more elaborate,
generally badassed, and has a dangling spider.
Two completely unrelated skeletal Nutcrackers
 One of the coolest things ever contributed to the holiday by Wal-Mart,
these came in both the "antique" looking metal above and a cleaner,
lighter grey. The bulbs inside are designed to emit a sort of "crackling"
reddish-orange light, making these the perfect decor for your unholy
laboratory. Unfortunately, one of mine has already blown out, and I'm not
sure where to get a replacement bulb with the same effect.
Robo-lanterns
The word "Spiders"
 It's the word "spiders". It's made of sculpey. It was seven dollars. The
fact that someone made the word "spiders" out of sculpey and put a 6.99
price tag on it is practically the whole reason I had to have it. "SPIDERS!"
Screaming coffin and tombstone
 You can set these to activate via button or motion sensor. Both reveal
ghastly, wobbling heads with light-up eyes and the same hilariously loud,
bloodcurdling scream that sounds MUCH better when you have both of
them going off at once. An entire wall of these would make a nice security
system.