Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:

TUMEN E. THE ELF!

Submitted by TUMEN E.



YA HO YA HE, IT IS ME!



TUMEN E.!



 



TUMEN E. THE ELF IS WHAT THEY CALL ME!



I BOUNCE AND DANCE AND WHIRL AND SCREAM!



WHEN CHILDREN SEE, HAPPY THEY BE!



 



THEY RUN IN EXCITEMENT, AWAY IT MIGHT SEEM!



UNTIL THEY SEE MY MAGIC WAND, IT BEING SHINY AND CLEAN!



THEN THEY GET TO SEE MY POWER, WATCHING IT GLEAM!



 



 



 



FOR THE POWER OF TUMEN E., IS TOO MAKE TOO MANY!



 



 



 



TOO MANY PUPPIES, TOO MANY KITTENS, TOO MANY CANDIES, OH SO
SWEET!



THEY TURN BACK IN A FANTASTIC WHIMSY, SNAPPING IN A FLASH!



WITNESSING MY GLORIOUS SPELLS, COMING TO ME ON THEIR HANDS
AND FEET!



 



THEY WIGGLE AND HOP, OF THEIR OWN WILL, IN THEIR OWN WAY!



I CHUCKLE AND LAUGH AND SWEAT AND WHEEZE!



AS I MAKE TOO MANY, NEVER GOING AWAY!



 



TOO MANY TEETH, TOO MANY HANDS, TOO MANY GUTS!



THEY CHUCKLE AND LAUGH AND SWEAT AND WHEEZE, JUST LIKE ME!



I BEGIN THE LITTLE JINGLE, WHICH CAN EVEN DRIVE SOME NUTS!



 



"LA HE LA HO LA WE LA HA, HERE COMES TUMEN E.! ALWAYS READY
TO DISMEMBER THEE!"