Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Reasons I Hate My Roommate
Submitted by Ellen Spacelizards
I found this list in an alleyway? In a tiny notebook. Thought it was weird haha.
"-My roommate is weird.
-He's so weird.
-He doesn't do any dishes, he just throws them all in the sink. Even the clean ones, so we have to do them again. Thanks, I guess?
-He's weird.
-He keeps bringing back his friends so they can smoke. Ugh, my lungs.
-That one girl just sat in the living room for hours, then took apart our air conditioner
-Really hot day today. Would be nice to have an air conditioner, huh
-Woman keeps knocking on our door all night. Said she left something? Sure. Guess this is my life now
-Today's gonna be another scorcher, like yesterday
-He's so weird
-What is that shit he eats? It's this black goop that smells AWFUL
-Offered him that chicken I made. He took it from me, and threw that goop all over it! Thanks, I didn't want to eat anyway.
-Door woman's back
-Went into his room to get her bag & his whole closet's full of that shit. Tiny, round pellets. Smells like shit. Wtf?
-Roommate's mood: standing shirtless in the hallway, "waiting" for someone
-Who? "Them". Coming for him. Whatever, paranoid creep
-There's a rat. I hear it in the walls
-I saw that rat run by. Guess I'll have to catch it
-NOT A RAT!!! A big fucking bug!
-Like a house centipede, but rat-sized and red? Wtf?
-Tried to tell him and he only grunted back. Figures.
-He puts the goop on everything now. I have to hide my food in my room or he'd put it on MINE too and I'd STARVE
-THE FUCK!!!
-That bug crawled in his mouth!! And he said he was fine!! Didn't even notice!!
-HIS MOUTH!!
-He's so weird
-Oh hell I ate some of that goop. A little bit left on a knife. It tasted SO BAD
-He wants to see me to talk about our future
-He said I should watch him? Whatever, creep.
-HE JUST OPENED UP AND THE BUGS SO MANY BUGS
-Safe in here blocked cracks
-Warm
-I hear them scuttling I hear them everywhere
-Threw up
-Mouth doesn't feel right
-Need water need food
-I'm out I'm gone
-So is he so are the bugs nothing for the cops
-It happened I know it happened
-Ate but still hungry
-Something rubbing cheeks. Sharp
-It's growing off my tongue
-Mouth spoke on its own
-Its in my tongue my tongue is alive
-I feel it it's talking I try to warn people but can't do anything right it won't let me
-won't let me
-:)
-I'm fine :)
-Love feelers in my mouth :) love that bug crawling out at night :) love feeling bugs squirm inside me :) it's great
-So many good places for eggs :) that I love not being able to tell people about :)
-Everything is fine :)
-Guess this is my life now"