Bogleech.com's 2017 Horror Write-off:
Bein' The Big One
Submitted by Nikko
so ya gotta lil brother huh
hoo boy
hoo boy don't I ever know how that can be
lemme guess
is he always gettin in yer stuff
yeah don't i know it
wrigglin his way into all yer piles
messin up the order
next thing you know you got all yer juices runnin outta their holders
and ya can't have that
and he's-
lemme just take another guess here tell me if i'm wrong
he's always askin if he can borrow yer tubes
the good ones ya really worked on
he's got his own tubes but of course he needs yours to do his slurpin
he can't possibly be bothered to slurp with his own perfectly good tubes
mercy
there's beasts in the vent he says how bout this one
there's beasts in the vent he says
and you go in the vent to check out all these beasts
there's no beasts
it was just another sneak lookin for old chunks
and he wants ya to choke the sneak
ya dont gotta choke the sneak that ain't necessary
just wrap him up in a rag and roll him down the hill
he knows not to come back
don't gotta be cruel
and of course you gotta use yer own rag
from yer own pile
gotta wring the juices out of it
gotta go to all the trouble of puttin on your old dry arms
so you dont get the nice ones all covered in juices
he coulda used his own rag but he wants you to do it
eh thats what its all about though i suppose
bein the big one
gotta be there for em
gotta help him clean his pegs
change his brains at night
make sure he's been keepin his muscles wet
somebody's gotta teach him so he knows how to do it when he expands
ah
listen to me go on and on
what's this old fool talkin about
i cant speak for you
your shape's all different anyway
probably goes different on your hill
hoo boy
hoo boy don't I ever know how that can be
lemme guess
is he always gettin in yer stuff
yeah don't i know it
wrigglin his way into all yer piles
messin up the order
next thing you know you got all yer juices runnin outta their holders
and ya can't have that
and he's-
lemme just take another guess here tell me if i'm wrong
he's always askin if he can borrow yer tubes
the good ones ya really worked on
he's got his own tubes but of course he needs yours to do his slurpin
he can't possibly be bothered to slurp with his own perfectly good tubes
mercy
there's beasts in the vent he says how bout this one
there's beasts in the vent he says
and you go in the vent to check out all these beasts
there's no beasts
it was just another sneak lookin for old chunks
and he wants ya to choke the sneak
ya dont gotta choke the sneak that ain't necessary
just wrap him up in a rag and roll him down the hill
he knows not to come back
don't gotta be cruel
and of course you gotta use yer own rag
from yer own pile
gotta wring the juices out of it
gotta go to all the trouble of puttin on your old dry arms
so you dont get the nice ones all covered in juices
he coulda used his own rag but he wants you to do it
eh thats what its all about though i suppose
bein the big one
gotta be there for em
gotta help him clean his pegs
change his brains at night
make sure he's been keepin his muscles wet
somebody's gotta teach him so he knows how to do it when he expands
ah
listen to me go on and on
what's this old fool talkin about
i cant speak for you
your shape's all different anyway
probably goes different on your hill