Bogleech.com's 2016 Horror Write-off:
For your notes!
Submitted by
carpcave
Hey!
As we're all relatively new to this, I thought we could write our experiences in this blank notebook. You know, with the patients, the facility and so on. Just leave the book here in this locker room.
- N
Great idea!
- V
Good idea, but let's try and keep it professional.
- T
Let's do this!
- I
i'm so excited for my first shift!
- E
First shift today.
Was told that it was normal that the patient's documents blur when I try to read them.
A word of warning. You know the staircase leading from the locker room to the nurse station? The third step isn't stable when going up.. My leg got stuck to the knee, and I lost my shoe. Got a surrogate.
- N
Had my shift with nurse Peter today. He is nice, but somehow never loses his connection to the walls. He shuffles along them when walking, and holds contact with it. I know I was the one who wanted to keep this professional, but it was so strange.
- T
The guy in room 215, check on him frequently. But remember, you can only see him in your peripheral vision. Learned this the hard way, I searched everywhere before finding him by walking by his room. Just go into the room and pretend to do something else, and you will see him. Also, the patient can't take his medicine when you watch him. Just leave it on the nightstand and come back later. If you come back and the medicine is still on the nightstand, don't let the patient get into your peripheral vision. He could be in the process, and the secondary mouth might still be open. Back out calmly and come back later.
- N
One patient in 257 gave birth through his left ear. Was told that he does this regularly. When he's finished, put the thing in the medical waste bag, and bring it into the park. The thing will dissolve the bag in 56 minutes and live with the others there.
- I
first day and ran out of bloodbags. great. if that happens to you, leave an offering at the door, and they'll be refilled. offering can be anything, but it must have been worn on the body for at least a day.
- E
It bothered me so much, after watching nurse Peter today, I tried luring him away from the wall, without avail. But I've got some little trick up my sleeve, tomorrow he's gonna get off that wall!
- T
The patient in the padded room screams on and on. He needs one liter of sacred oil twice a shift. The funnel sits on the nightstand.
- V
Mrs. Yeng regurgitated my shoe today. You know, the one I lost on the stairs.
- N
Found a way to stop the screaming from the screaming guy. Substitute the oil for holy water. It lasted only 12 minutes, but he thanked me and we talked a bit. Apparently his name is Mr. Foles.
- I
If you've got the second shift, please make life easier for your workmates in the nightshift. Check under the bed in room 209. And don't just look from the door, you have to get down right in front of the bed.
Be sure that you see something moving. It takes on many forms, but it is important that it is there.
If there's nothing under the bed evacuate the patient and yourself immediately.
- I
The storehouse guy is the same person as the one in the pharmacy. He just changes his disguise each time, if you can call it that. Who gets fooled by some glasses and a strange mustache?
- V
the horrible stench comes from room 208. the patient smells like he is rotting, the whole room is full of flies. it's soo bad, but there are no signs of death on the patient. skin like a newborn baby, looking absolutely healthy.
- E
Had to deputize in the maternity ward today, so here are a few tips if it's your turn someday.
When the babies are born, they've got all the skin of their adult stage. They have to grow into it, so don't be puzzled by the moving sacks of flesh.
If you are present at a birthing, it's your job to keep the placenta from getting away.
Some of the mothers prefer to give birth through their back, make sure you carve the holes big enough.
- N
When your skin crawls, it's usually just Ellie the nurse. She should be in a 30 cm radius around you. It is not enough to ignore her, there are rules for god's sake!
If you smell honey, hold your breath immediately. It's a pain to get her out of your system again.
And most important: Don't let her into the nurse's station. There's no fun in trying to capture thirty multiplying Ellies!
- I
There is a hallway on the third floor, leading south. This hallway should not be here. Remember to always take your provided compass with you. Signs leading to the hallway will read the thing you need right now, so don't fall for the trick. Should you find yourself wandering in this corridor, walk north. Go on north, even if there are rooms or walls in the way. You should be able to penetrate any barriers with a sharp object. Remember to hide when you hear the honking.
- N
Mrs. Myer has to be in the park surrounding the hospital at exactly 3:21pm. Please don't forget it again, I had to clean up so many vines this morning.
- V
Stop putting new patients in room 204. There is an empty bed, but the bed is the patient!
- V
Nurse peter told me I must not try to get him away from the wall.
- T
anyone tried the tv in the nurse room? if you do, channel 3 and 4 are safe. just old cartoons.
on any other channel, a tumorous mass is trying to come through the tv. had to call the cleaners, and you know that they always need a sacrifice for their services.
- E
Please check if the girl in room 219 disintegrated into the bed again.
- I
Changed the bandages on 217's patient today. Do this every second day now. The big ulcers underneath need to be desinfected and cleaned of any residue. Try not to scrape too far into them, and under no circumstances look directly into them! When i did, my face stretched and I was almost sucked in.
- N
devour thoughts become thoughts
- B
B, whoever you are, stop the nonsense. These are important notes.
I encountered the megacolons today. They came slithering out of the vents in hallway b. Must be a nest there. Tried to seal the infested vents, but the gastric acid of the stomach mother burnt right through the seals.
- V
Don't answer the phone after the 3rd ring, if you are too late, wait until it rings again. Everything on the phone after the 3rd time will make your bones flabby.
- I
Nurse Peter told me the shift always ends when that thing disguised as the hour hand withers.
- T
In 221, wear gloves. I know everyone's a bit sloppy with this, but do it for your own sake. Mrs. Welver is only gums and teeth, and she's contagious. Even if it doesn't hurt so bad when your body is sprouting teeth everywhere, believe me, pulling them all out will hurt...
- I
I followed Mr. Harris today, as his injuries seem to get worse and his gigantic belly grows. Instead of taking a walk outside, he went to the big medical waste container in the cellar. He dove in and out of the waste like a dolphin, eating the used bandages. When he finished, it took me half an hour to get all the needles out of his skin.
- V
brought a dead patient to the morgue. apparently, there are two procedures. normally, you bring the patients to the morgue.
but if, on inspection, the patient is marked with a bruise in the shape of an x, you have to open the 3rd cold-storage cell from the right. There should be a gigantic human mouth inside. Feed it the marked corpse, but don't lean forward too much.
- E
There's this patient in 218 with all the normal human parts. only they are strewn around the room. Everything is working normal, but totally independent from the other parts. She will tell you if anything of her is missing, but it's the task of the 3rd shift to count everything once a month.
- I
You know the cocoons in room 216? The ones we always check with the blood pressure gauge? Don't worry, they're still a long way from hatching and seem to be healthy, but when I left the room, I followed some wet noise from the east. Did you know there was another corridor there? Anyways, there was another cocoon, a really fresh one. It was still soft and the veins were pulsing. The veins were also in the floor around it, so I unrooted it and brought it into 216.
Please check for other cocoons outside of the room once per shift, we don't need another sentient, cheeky corridor here.
- V
another new intern arrived - why are they hiring interns? he stood on the stairs to the cellar witout moving all day, like the others do. Why do they hire them?
- E
apparently the intern's only use is to destract the deflated babies. when one stands on the stairs, the babies will be drawn to them immediately.
- E
Nurse peter told me he lives in the wall to be the first to every shift.
- T
One of her tendrils is still stuck in the toilet. You know who I'm talking about. Called the plumber.
- I
Crap. The plumber is now stuck down there, too.
Please make sure to bring him food every shift, he said that the burrowing will take a while.
- I
The flu-children are back. They're roaming the hallways on the 4th floor. Coughing, sneezing, getting mucus everywhere. Tried to give one a tissue. As soon as the paper got near them, all the mucus slithered back into them, hissing and bubbling.
- V
man, these interns. i found out that they are not hiring them, they get born here. coming right out of some fleshy opening on the 5th floor. also, i wonder what happens when you try to get one off the stairs...
- E
Got a new patient today and had to isolate him immediately. He's in room 224 now. I can't really explain his condition, but he looks...cartoony? But real. Yeah, cartoony and real. It's like something out of a cartoon has sprung to life into our dimension. The bad thing is that he contaminates everything...I wonder if my hand will ever get five fingers again?
- N
My nose won't stop running since I ran into the flu-children
- V
Nurse peter told me I could live in the walls, too.
- T
Should there be so many fleshy chunks in my mucus?
- V
There's a patient in 241 that's your grandmother. Yeah, it's always your grandmother, no matter who enters the room.
- I
Anyone of you encountered Mr. Escher yet? I call him Mr. Escher because his body is...interesting. You don't know what is inside or outside, if he's reaching out to you or scratching his insides.
- I
I spent 2 hours in Mr. Escher today. Yeah, in him, not in his room. He's much bigger on the inside than it seems.
- I
My voyages into Mr. Escher grow longer and longer, even though it has been two days in there, no time seem to have passed here. I wonder what happens if I get lost in there?
- I
Guys. I found this file in the back of my locker. It says that there's a patient that mimics a notebook. Isn't th
Hey, I think this empty notebook is perfect for us to write down tips, treatments and so on. I can't believe I got the job so easy!
- B
Great idea!
- W
I am so excited!
- G