Bogleech.com"s 2015 Horror Write-off:

" Comedian"

Submitted by Nausicaa Harris

1st. Soft-skin: "What did one soft-skin say to the other?"

2d. Soft-skin: "I dunno, what did one soft-skin say to the other?"

1st. Soft-skin: "Hey, do you think this thing is going to take our heads?"