PROFESSOR LEXICOVERMUS

AAALLLLLLLLRIGHTY KIDDAROONIES DON'T MIND MY CALCULATINATIN I'M JUST, I'M JUST, JUST, JUST HITTIN ON SOME KIIIIINDA THOUGHTAROONIS IN THE OL' NOODLE-OODLE HA HA BUT PAY ATTENTION TO MY SOUNDWORDS FOLKS THERE SURE AIN'T A WHOLE LOTTA YOUR "TIME" BEFORE I SLIP ON INTO FULL-ON INTO XK-SCENARIO ZONAL DEFENSE PROTOCOL WHAT WITH THAT NICE YOUNG LAD ABOUT TO TEAR MY LIBRARY ASUNDER AND WHATNOT AND I TELL YA SOMETHIN BOYS N' GIRLS N' NEUTRALS N' FLUIDS N' SHAPES N' POTENTIALS N' BOYS N' GIRLS I TELL YA WHAT I, I, I JUST GOTTA APOLOGIZE THAT I'M NOT EQUIPPED TO RECOLLECT WHAT THAT PROCESS OF DEFENDERATIN ACTUALLY ENTAILS WHICH I BELIEVE IS SORTA LIKE A FAILSAFE IN CASE DEFEND-O-PROFESSOR RUNS AFOUL OF THEM NAAAAAASTY COGNITOTYPE HAZARDS HAHA HONESTLY QUITE FASCINATING BUT I DIGRESS THERE SURE IS A CRITICALLY LIMITED AMOUNT OF INFORMATION I'LL BE ABLE TO CONVEY WITHIN THIS LAYER SO I BETTER MAKE THIS QUICK YA HEAR ME PAY ATTENTION KIDS NOW GATHER 'ROUND KIDS LISTEN UP CLASS LET'S GET RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS HERE FOR STARTERINOS THAT "DUCK" IS AN ASPECT OF THE GOOD OLLLLL DOCTOR PHAGEYMAN BUT HE'S N-NOT I MEAN HE'S KINDA WELL HE'S NOT REAL CAPABLE OF KNOWING IT SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT AND YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS ABOUT THAT VETREYNERRY FELLA BUT EITHER HE'S NOT KNOWING LIKE HE'S BEING MANIPULATED BY THE PARLIAMENT AND NOT KNOWING THAT OR HE DID KNOW BUT HE'S GONE ROGUE ON 'EM HAW HAW BET THEY'RE HAVIN' FUN WITH THAT AIN'T THEY AND THE SWEATER WOMAN'S CANIDOIDYDOID IS INDEEEEEEED BEHIND SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO MY BEE-AUTIFUL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK REPOSITORYORY AND ALRIGHTY IT'S ADMITTEDLY PRETTY DANG NABBED INGENIOUS HOW THE PARLYMINT HAS SORTA LIKE ERODED THESE STRATEGIC WEAKNESSES IN THE ZONES THAT EFFECTIVELY ALLOW A HUMBLE BUMBLY GREY ZONER TO CAUSE SOME CATASTROOOOPHICAL CHAOS NOT UNLIKE WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN IT'S LIKE YOUR BENIGN EPIDERMAL FLORAS CAN BECOME INFECTILOUS IN A WOUND KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S QUITE CLEVER REALLY BETCHA THAT'S BOTH FACILITATIONED AND FACILITATIONIZING ALL THAT MESS THEY'RE MAKIN OUTTA THE FUNDAMENTAL CONCEPT'A HEALTH IN A KINDA LIKE A KINDA FEEDLYBACK LOOP YESSIRREEME IT'S A REGULAR OROBOROBOSUS BUT I'LL TELL YA WHAT IT SURE MUST COME AS A RELIEF TO YOU FIIIIINE FOLKS TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF THEIR PET GREYZONERS BACKFIRED ON 'EM BET THEY THOUGHT THAT NICE GAL IN THE BURGER JOINT WOULD DO A LOT MORE DAMAGE LIKE I BET THEY THOUGHT 'ER TROUBLES N' LOSSES WOULD CRAZIFY HER BRAIN LIKE THE BLUE FELLER BUT I GUESS THE KIND OF THING THAT ARE THEY HAS SOME DIFFICULTY GRASPING THE FINER DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OTHER PERCEPTOIDS LIKE IF YOU'RE COMIN FROM THE MINDSET THAT EVERYTHING'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE THING I BETCHA THAT KINDA FELLER STRUGGLES WITH THEM KINDA VARIABLES SO YEAH THAT GAL IF ANYTHING IS KEEPIN THAT SUBZONE A LITTLE MORE STABLE THAN IT OUGHTA BE AT THIS POINT SO YOU BE SURE TO LET HER KNOW SHE'S DOIN' A GOOD JOB FOR ME AND ASK 'ER IF THEY'RE BRINGIN' BACK THE TRIPLEMOIST SLABPATTY ANYTIME SOON IT AIN'T MY FAVORITE MENU ITEM PER SE BUT IT WASN'T HALF BAD I WONDER WHY THEY DISCONTINUITIED THE MOISTS MENU SAME LAYER THE BAKERY RETIRED THE SLAWBERRY FLOWNUT WHICH I PERSONALLY NEVER DID CARED FOR IT MYSELF IF YOU ASK ME PERSONALLY I JUST ASK BECAUSE IT STRUCK ME AS FUNNY COINKYDINK AND SPEAKING OF SUBJECTS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY THAT REMINDS ME A KEY COMPONENT OR RATHER A PAIR OF KEY COMPONENTS TO THE OPTHALMOLOGIST ARE HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT HA HA PUN NOT INTENDED BUT NO REALLY HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT RIGHT SMACKAROONI IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SURGICAL WARD'S STAFF WING CAN'T MISS 'EM AND I DON'T MEAN THE ORGANIC OCULARS NO THOSE ARE STILL A PART OF TORI'S SENSORY SYSTEM I MEAN A DIFFERENT THING BUT IF YOU GET THE CHANCE TO TALK TO TORI UNDER MORE COHERENT CIRCUMSTANCES TELL HER I FINALLY FINISHED HER LATEST AND BOYYYY HOWDY THAT CLIFFHANGER I MEAN WOWEE WOWZERS CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT CONCLUSION I MEAN WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY AND SURE THAT'S AN OLDIE BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARILY ABOUT THE LITERARY DEVICES THEMSELVES YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY LIKE IT'S REALLY ABOUT HOW THEY'RE HANDLED BY A COMPETENT AUTHOR WE CAN CALL THEM CLICHE'S CERTAINLY BUT IS A BRICK A CLICHE OR IS IT JUST ALWAYS GONNA BE A HANDY WAY TO BUILD A WALL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ANYONE MIGHT SLAP EM TOGETHER WRONG BUT SOMETIMES YOU STILL SEE A WALL O' BRICKS AND YOU THINK "WOW THAT'S SOME REALLY KINDA SOME FIIIIIIIIINE CRAFTSMANSHIPS" BUT HAHA I MIGHT'VE GOT SIDETRACKED AGAIN SORRY ABOUT THAT I REALLY AM ABOUT TO GO BAZOOKAS ANY MOMENT NOW SO REALLY OUGHTA CUT THE FAT AND GET STRAIGHT ON STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE POINTAROONI LOONY TOONY KNOW WHAT I MEAN KIDDOS SO ANYWAYS A KEY COMPONENT OF THE ORTHODONTAL DOCTORONI WAS IN THE REGURITANT FELLER'S EXAMINATION ROOM BACK ON I DO BELIEVE LAYER ZERO TWO FOUR AND HOPEFULLY IT HASN'T DRIFTED FAR IN THE SUBSEQUENT DAMAGE TO THE PREMISES HOO BOY OH BOY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TACKLE THAT ABYSS THERE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER I'M SURE YOU KNOW AND I SURE DON'T ENVY NOBODY WHO HAS TO NAVIGATE THAT NONSENSE HA HA LISTEN BUDDY YOU JUST GIVE ME A GOOD OLLLLL WRITTEN NARRATIVE TO NAVIGATE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM REEEEEEEAAADIN 'TERIALS FOLKS THAT'S RIGHT PALS N' GALS I'M TALKIN ABOUT REEEAL TASTY PAGINATENED FOOD FOR THOUGHT IS WHAT IS WHAT IS WWWWHAT THOSE JUICY MORSELS ARE BUT YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WON'T FIND A WHOLE LOTTA BOOKABOOS IS THAT BIOLUMYNESCENT FOREST'A FUNGULOUSES WHAT WHERE THAT CELIA GAL WAS LIVIN' IN THAT LITTLE SHACK IF YOU REMEMBER THAT ALL ON HER LONESOME OH GOSH IT SURE IS NICE SHE FOUND COMPANIONSHIP IN THIS CRAZY MIXED UP WORLD AND DOESN'T HAFTA LIVE IN NO KIND OF SHACK WHERE YOU MIGHTA DEDUCED YOU CAN FIND THE GREEN BLOB THING'S MISSING KID BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT YOURSELF THAT'S GONNA WORK OUT IN A FUNNY LITTLE WAY LIKE HOW NOW I KNOW ABOUT HOW WILLIS FOUND PART OF THAT SOUND KID AND WITH THE LAST FEW OF MY MARBLES I'VE MADE A NICE LITTLE ARRANGEMENT FOR THAT BUSINESS AND I SINCERELY REALLY COULDN'TA DONE AS MUCH AS I'VE DONE GONE AND BEEN DOING THESE COUPLE OF LAYERS WITHOUT THAT BOY SHOWIN' THE LIBRARY EVEN THAT WEEEEE LIL CRUMB OF APPRECIATION WITH YOUR HELP YOU KNOW SOMETIMES EVERY LITTLE TEENSY BIT HELPS IT'S LIKE THE BUTTERFLY WINGS YOU KNOW WHATEVER THE HECKARINO A BUTTERFLY IS BUT HOOOOO BOY OH BOYARDEE THAT GETS MY THINKER THINKIN' ABOUT THINGS LIKE STUFF AND STUFF LIKE THINGS AND SPEAKING OF STUFF AND THINGS NOW I'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT IT IS I'VE BEEN FORMULATIFYING ON THESE HERE BLACKITYBOARDS SO YOU'RE REALLY GONNA WANNA PAY ATTENTION FOLKS SO GATHER ROUND KIDS NOT MUCH TIME NOT A MOMENT TO WASTE FRIENDS LISTEN UP EVERYTHINGY THAT CAN LISTEN UP OR WHATEVER DIRECTION Y'MIGHT SCAN FOR THOSE DEEEELICIOUS AUDITORY VIBRATIONS AND YOU BETTER DO IT QUICK BEFORE I REALLY GO KABLOOEY OR WHATEVER HAPPENS LISTEN REEEEEAAAALLLLL CLOSE KIDDLES SEE THE TRUTH IS THERE'S ONLY BEEN SUCH A THING AS A ZONE SINCE LAST TUESDAY AND FERN IS A WALLABY WAIT NO WAIT DADGUMMIT IS IT HAPPENING ALREADY ARE MY MARBLES UNMARBLING ALREADY REALLY GOLLY GEE WHERE THE DEWEY DECIMAL DID ALL THAT "TIME" GO FLYIN' BY WELL LEMME TRY AGAIN FOLKS SEE IT'S THAT THERE ISN'T ANY GREY ZONE WAIT NO WHAT I MEAN IS THERE'S ZONES AND GREY ZONES AND FERN IS FERN BUT THERE'S NO CONCEPTUAL CORE LIKE YOU THOUGHT WAIT WHAT THAT ISN'T IT IT'S THAT THE OLD FLESH GOT IT ALL WRONG OR IT GOT IT ALL RIGHT BUT THERE'S ANOTHER PART TO IT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR ABOUT SOME KIND OF KIND OF SOME KIND OF NEXT PART SOMETHING'S TRYN'A STOP ME FROM SAYING SO DISREGARD THE LAST FOUR OR FIVE OR THREE OR ZERO OR EVERY THINGS I SAID OR DON'T BUT WHATEVER YOU DO FOLKS W H A T E V E R HAPPENS YOUNG'UNS DON'T LET FERN MAKE THAT CHOICE BEFORE SHE'S SEEN THE CORE OF THE THING THAT'S NOT AT ALL A RABBIT OR MAYBE UHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYBE YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE SHE NEVER SEES THAT AT ALL HOO BOY ACTUALLY KIDS YOU KNOW WHAT KIDS IT'LL DEFINITELY CERTAINLY ALL DEFINITELY MAKE PERFECT SENSE TO YOU IF YOU JUST...J...JUST....IF YOU JUST...IF YOU REMEMBER TO JUST............REMEMBER
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