THINGS CHERYL HAS ON HER PERSON FOR WHATEVER REASONS:
CIGARETTE (x 10)
Cheryl's preferred brand smells strangely like a dead snail. Have you smelled a dead snail? It's kind of unbelievable how badly a snail smells when it's dead, it's not quite like anything else.
Cheryl's preferred brand smells strangely like a dead snail. Have you smelled a dead snail? It's kind of unbelievable how badly a snail smells when it's dead, it's not quite like anything else.
UNLABELED RUSTY CAN x8:
Emits a strong odor of pork and vinegar. You may note that you should not be able to smell what's inside of a food can without opening it.
Emits a strong odor of pork and vinegar. You may note that you should not be able to smell what's inside of a food can without opening it.
SINGLE DAMP BUNNY SLIPPER:
Very squishy, very damp. It feels like actually wearing this would probably give someone some kind of fungus.
Very squishy, very damp. It feels like actually wearing this would probably give someone some kind of fungus.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
Stolen from the library. Actually features many tasteful articles and columns, but not in anything you would recognize as language.
Stolen from the library. Actually features many tasteful articles and columns, but not in anything you would recognize as language.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
Also stolen from the library. Sometimes, the pages flutter a little all on their own.
Also stolen from the library. Sometimes, the pages flutter a little all on their own.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
Also stolen from the library. Hums strangely when touched.
Also stolen from the library. Hums strangely when touched.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
She actually already had this one a while. The cover is three dimensional when held at the right angle.
She actually already had this one a while. The cover is three dimensional when held at the right angle.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
This one was actually looted off a dead body somewhere in the zones. You can tell from the gel layer stains.
This one was actually looted off a dead body somewhere in the zones. You can tell from the gel layer stains.
INAPPROPRIATE READING MATERIAL:
This is just one from the library again. It could pass for grey zone media if not for something on page 34 that cannot be described in your terms, and you're actually very very lucky for that.
This is just one from the library again. It could pass for grey zone media if not for something on page 34 that cannot be described in your terms, and you're actually very very lucky for that.
BEAR SPRAY:
Cheryl's favorite "practical joke" only has a little spritz left.
Cheryl's favorite "practical joke" only has a little spritz left.
BOXED WINE:
Just a little still sloshes around inside.
Just a little still sloshes around inside.
SCREAMING ROCK:
Always screaming, but kind of quietly. You have to really hold it up and listen, like a seashell.
Always screaming, but kind of quietly. You have to really hold it up and listen, like a seashell.
GRIMY DOLL HEAD:
Somehow looks realer than the reality around it, but it's still just a crusty old doll head.
Somehow looks realer than the reality around it, but it's still just a crusty old doll head.
THIS THING:
Contracts a little when exposed to air, oozing a salty, blue oil from its surface.
Contracts a little when exposed to air, oozing a salty, blue oil from its surface.
THIS OTHER THING:
Flails wildly when touched, spurting little puffs of luminous, yellow gas.
Flails wildly when touched, spurting little puffs of luminous, yellow gas.
CRACKED AND MELTED SMARTPHONE:
Every once in a while, it still emits a faint notification sound.
Every once in a while, it still emits a faint notification sound.
AMBIGUOUS TAXIDERMY:
It's impossible to tell what kind of animal this once was, but it's actually stuffed with old fingernail clippings.
It's impossible to tell what kind of animal this once was, but it's actually stuffed with old fingernail clippings.
BAG OF OLD SPIT:
As thick as maple syrup and very slightly chunky.
As thick as maple syrup and very slightly chunky.
JAR OF HUMAN TEETH:
If you listen carefully enough, you can always hear a gentle, steady clinking from inside.
If you listen carefully enough, you can always hear a gentle, steady clinking from inside.
WARPED HUMAN SKULL:
Smells like it's been used as an ashtray for a while. Every now and then, the jaw shudders.
Smells like it's been used as an ashtray for a while. Every now and then, the jaw shudders.