INVENTORY AS OF PAGE 674

FERN'S ITEMS (7/10 SLOTS)

KIDNEY SWORD:

A broken scrap of wood, coated in the mineral deposits of the monstrous Mother Kidney Stone. It enables the SLASH command.


BABY KIDNEY STONE:

One of the Mother Kidney Stone's offspring. It can inflict a single damage per turn to opponents.


"GET WELL" CUPCAKE:

Awarded for Fern's first act of kindness in the hospital. It may be pretty potent.


RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP:

A wandering monster who decided to take up space in your inventory. After it warmed up to you, it started to help out in battle by analyzing enemy stats.


EXTENSION CABLE:

You're not sure if you'll need to power anything with this, but it's long and tough. It probably has many uses.


DANGEROUS APPLE

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? If it comes down to it, you might have to find out.


PURPLE BOOK

Found in Lacey's boarding room.


WILLIS'S ITEMS (7/10 SLOTS)

BLACKLIGHT:

Reveals hidden stains, damaging all combatants once per battle.


FLUBBLUB

A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.


SHPOOMF

A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.


GRULTCH:

A "snack" of some sort, retrieved by Willis from a vending machine. He seems to know what it is, at least.


BLACKISH FOAM:

Dispensed by Joe the Coffee Guy. You don't want to drink it.


SLEEPY BEVERAGE:

Apparently capable of putting things to sleep.


GLUE:

Possibly much stronger than the glue you're familiar with back home.




CURRENTLY IN STORAGE:



HAIRBALL

Found in Lacey's biovessel in the possession of a giant, white blood cell who was also a British bobby for no reason. Sometimes you really hate this place.


"IN ORDER" NOTE:

Will this put something "in order?" It probably works only on doors.


LOCKED FILE #2:

You found this inside Lacey, the living network of "wounds."


LOCKED FILE:

You found this inside "Ora," the big living room-monster that tried to digest you.


RUBBER DUCK:

You picked this off a branch in what was possibly supposed to be a flower box.


VERY HEAVY BOX:

Why is this so heavy?!


BIOHAZARD KEY:

Found in Jay's room. It has a red tag with a biohazard sign. Reminds you of someone.