>Yes, Get Them Fries

The thing stares into your soul as you consider how to answer its request.
QUEEN MAYA CELIA

Okay...Fern? Your little buzzer pals were actually saying something that got me thinking about how I had the same thought first and how I didn't say so because I wanted them to feel smart.

This thing's a mom, she said something about having boards, ain't there a computer thing called a Mother's Board?

SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

(A motherboard, yes, but that seems a little forced... is that *really* how this stuff works?)


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

Not on its own, but it should work well enough in conjunction with the literal piece we already have, the computer monitor. We're just giving a weakened concept a little reminder of itself.


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

(Yeah but, I'm a mom. I can't just rip a plank out of the wall and do the same thing?)


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

No, that would be stupid, give the zones SOME credit.

SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Fine.

AHEM...miss?



MOTHER HOLEDWELLER

.......Holly.


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Okay, hello Holly, I'm Fern, if we brought you some fries would you give us one of those boards you were talking about?


HOLLY

Of course...they'll only...go to waste...otherwise...


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

Then we're on it! We'll be back with some hot, wet fribes as soon as we can get their core germinating.

HOLLY

...Germinating?...I see......then...you may...require this...


RECEIVED: WATERING CAN

Made of vacuum-formed plastic, roughly repainted by someone and very musty inside.






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