>SLASH IT OPEN!

It's "containing" your friend and it just tried to call one of those ottoman things...it's gotta go.

You're not sure if it's surprisingly weak or you're surprisingly dangerous, but it opens up like a thin bag of jelly. Maybe it's just not something that expects a "slob" to turn on it?
???:

NO REGRETS!!!


A familiar form, or at least a familiar mass, plops out of the fleshy cocoon.

MAGDOLENE:

...OOF!

Oh, hey Fern. Nice body!


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

...That's it?

I mean...are you okay? Can you understand me??



MAGDOLENE:

'Course I can! Yer core ain't changed! What kinna medical professionator would I be?!

I'm certainly a little discomboblomated, but I oughta pull through. You seen me at a lot worse!


CO-QUEEN DOCTOR STAPHANIE CELIA

HI MAGGIE 2!!!


MAGDOLENE:

Hiya auntie!


QUEEN MAYA CELIA

Lost a fight, huh? I've heard that happens to some people. Personally, it's my opinion that it's nothing to feel bad about. I guess that's just my compassionate nature speaking.

MAGDOLENE:

Durn thing musta ambushled me! Probably sent by that wall feller, and after I was right neighborly too!

What brings y'all 'round the planks, anyways?


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

We're gonna tackle the computer system, though I can't say I know where to start, except that we're lugging around an empty monitor.


MAGDOLENE:

Well, ain't that a start already?? Like we always say here in the Hospital, ya just gotta stuff some guts back in!


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

Yeah I'm just gonna ignore that they say that here. We don't exactly know where to scrounge up any other computer parts, either.


MAGDOLENE:

No biggie!




...............Cause it's like we always say here in the Hospital, at least shove SOMETHIN' in there!


SLOBFERN (Translated from Slobese)

...


MAGDOLENE:

!!!






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