SNIPPY:

Like...wwwwhoops.


SCISSIE:

Oh. Great. Very nice. Now it's everywhere.


SNIPPY:

...That wasn't, like, important was it?


SCISSIE:

What are you, stupid?! The gloop's the MOST important part of a meat-person.


SNIPPY:

Neat.


SCISSIE:

It's more than "neat!" The gloop lubes up their mouth bones so they can eat more dirt, see? It goes down this hose and burns up in their foodbag. The subsequent release of gas propels them vertically so's they can scatter their seeds farther.


SCISSANE:

It's, um...starting to go down the drain...


SCISSIE:

Wha-?! DANG IT! See what happens when you distract me, dummy?!


SNIPPY:

Yeah, sorry, my bad.

But like, we can fix it right?


SCISSIE:

...Kinda?

I mean, it's gonna take some layers...


SCISSANE:

...Scissie...we don't know how to keep a core fresh...


SCISSIE:

...Oh......crap...well.....

Send it wherever I guess. There's gotta be a compatible vessel around here somewhere. We just need to mop this up before she croaks again, that's all.






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