MAGDOLENE:

Looks like the coast is clear! Reckon you had the right idea ta look around fer any clues, howsabouts you check the file cabinet while I check th-



AN ABYSSAL CHATTERERER ATTACKS!

MAGDOLENE:

Dagnabbit.


CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!

FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (HOMING UPGRADE ACTIVE)



WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)



ISAAC (L14) (ATK:15)




FERN:

...Should we uh, maybe just leave?


MAGDOLENE:

From an abyssal?! Wouldn't reccymend it. Once they've taken an interest in ya, they can be tough ta shake...and they might've even leveled up the next time ya cross paths.

I won't let ya get ate here, but I reckon you could use some experience boosts right about now.

Let me see if I can patch up this here hole while ya clobber this dingbat!


FERN:

O...okay. Getting the sense that if we can't run, we'd better patch up. Hope these things do what I think they do...

FERN USED HEALTH POTION!

FERN REGAINED ALL HP BUT FEELS SLEEPY!

IT ALSO TASTED LIKE GARBAGE!


...Euugh...


WILLIS USED DRINK!

1/4 OPPONENT'S CURRENT HP STOLEN! (ROUNDED UP)

+

ISAAC REGENERATED 50% OF MAX HP (ROUNDED DOWN!)



SOME DUMMY OR SOMETHING ALSO FORGOT THAT ISAAC HAD 14 MAX HP AND 15 ATTACK AFTER UPGRADES!



ABYSSAL CHATTERER USED CHATTERINGING!

The constant rattling of the thing's teeth suddenly amplifies...and amplifies. It sounds like it's coming from every direction. It sounds like a thousand more sets of clattering jaws than you can see.

HEALTH RESTORATION BLOCKED FOR 3 TURNS!

WILLIS:

OOOOF!!! My head feels weird!

WATCH OUT FERN!!! It's a JERK!!!


>Everyone Attack!

FERN...FELL ASLEEP!

Health drinks have side effects! Whoops! Fern misses this turn!

WILLIS USED DRINK

ENEMY LOSES 1/4 OF REMAINING HEALTH...BUT WILLIS DOESN'T GAIN ANY!

ISAAC USED SLASH!

DAMAGE ROLL: 1, 2, 11, 12, 12, 11, 9, 12, 14, 14, 15, 16, 18, 17, 19 (7 DAMAGE!)

ABYSSAL CHATTERERER LOSES 12 HEALTH!



ABYSSAL CHATTERERER USED CHATTATAT!

All 32...wait...33?!...of the thing's teeth fly rapid-fire from its jaws like bullets from a pair of gleaming, white bandoliers.

With the last tooth spent, a full new set pop into place...with a sound like an old cash register.


STRIKE ROLL: 4, 4, 16 (1/3 OF TEETH HIT 1 TARGET!!)

ISAAC LOSES 11 HEALTH!




FERN USED SLASH!

DAMAGE ROLL: 6, 6, 6, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19 (3 DAMAGE!)

WILLIS USED DRINK!

You still can't heal, but Willis still lowers 1/4 of the enemy's current HP

ISAAC USED SLASH!

DAMAGE ROLL: 8, 6, 2, 3, 11, 2, 12, 11, 14, 15, 20, 14, 16, 19, 16 (7 DAMAGE!)

ABYSSAL CHATTERERER LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!




MAGDOLENE:

Nice work! Hopefully this ain't bein' written by nobody who's a stickler fer the rule of threes or nothin'.






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