>REALLY BUY SOME DRINKS
You're loathe to interact any further with these two, but you do unfortunately have a few questions....
FERN:
Dare I ask...what would you recommend if I wanted to bait a dolph...uh...sort of a horrible, floating, squealing, wet thing?
Dare I ask...what would you recommend if I wanted to bait a dolph...uh...sort of a horrible, floating, squealing, wet thing?
JOE:
OH. HA. AND POISON IT, YEAH?! I KNOW. ALLLL. ABOUT. THAT.
OH. HA. AND POISON IT, YEAH?! I KNOW. ALLLL. ABOUT. THAT.
FERN:
Um...y-yes. Pretty much.
Um...y-yes. Pretty much.
FLAIR:
It's a dolphin, isn't it?
It's a dolphin, isn't it?
FERN:
What?! YES! Nobody else has been able to hear me!
What?! YES! Nobody else has been able to hear me!
FLAIR:
Heh, well, we're not hospital staff, are we? Not so sure why you can see them then, miss Temp Staff. That's interesting, isn't it dear?
Heh, well, we're not hospital staff, are we? Not so sure why you can see them then, miss Temp Staff. That's interesting, isn't it dear?
JOE:
IT SURE IS, BOSS. MA'AM.
IT SURE IS, BOSS. MA'AM.
FERN:
H-haha, right, real weird, huh?! Never know what's up with the Hospital these "spirals" and whatnot!
So about these dolphins, I uh, haven't dealt that much with them. What do you guys know?
H-haha, right, real weird, huh?! Never know what's up with the Hospital these "spirals" and whatnot!
So about these dolphins, I uh, haven't dealt that much with them. What do you guys know?
FLAIR:
Oh, I'm sure you know just as much as anyone else, which is of course to say virtually nothing. Nobody's ever been quite certain where dolphins originated, what manner of concept or zone they may derive from, how they multiply or even what their cores are like. They shield themselves from the perception of their prey, and selectively fade from the memories of others with no apparent purpose but to sow further fear and confusion.
Oh, I'm sure you know just as much as anyone else, which is of course to say virtually nothing. Nobody's ever been quite certain where dolphins originated, what manner of concept or zone they may derive from, how they multiply or even what their cores are like. They shield themselves from the perception of their prey, and selectively fade from the memories of others with no apparent purpose but to sow further fear and confusion.
JOE:
I THINK...SOME...SOME SORT OF ME HAS CROSSED PATHS WITH ONE.
I THINK...SOME...SOME SORT OF ME HAS CROSSED PATHS WITH ONE.
FLAIR:
They are brutal.
They are brutal.
JOE:
I REMEMBER...PAIN.
I REMEMBER...PAIN.
FLAIR:
They lust to terrorize above all else.
They lust to terrorize above all else.
JOE:
BLOOD.
BLOOD.
FLAIR:
A dolphin will tear you from your core just to see what color it seeps.
A dolphin will tear you from your core just to see what color it seeps.
JOE:
GUTS. MY GUTS.
GUTS. MY GUTS.
FLAIR:
They are devoid of remorse or compassion.
They are devoid of remorse or compassion.
JOE:
IT WAS...GREAT.
IT WAS...GREAT.
FLAIR:
They're magnificent.
They're magnificent.
JOE:
SO. COOL.
SO. COOL.
FLAIR:
Positively darling!
Positively darling!
JOE:
I WISH I COULD BE A DOLPHIN.
I WISH I COULD BE A DOLPHIN.
FLAIR:
Who doesn't!?
Who doesn't!?
FERN:
Oooooooooooookaaaaaaayyy, thanks, boy howdy, I sure do know some things now.
I'm just gonna order something and try it out.
Oooooooooooookaaaaaaayyy, thanks, boy howdy, I sure do know some things now.
I'm just gonna order something and try it out.
YOU PLACE AN ORDER
ACQUIRED: VIBRIO VULNIFICUS
This both looks and smells like if you could churn halitosis into cottage cheese. You're getting a powerful vibe, for some reason, that it will make a dolphin especially sick.
This both looks and smells like if you could churn halitosis into cottage cheese. You're getting a powerful vibe, for some reason, that it will make a dolphin especially sick.
ACQUIRED: ANIMAL FLUID
Dolphins eat meat, right? Especially these dolphins, you would imagine.
Dolphins eat meat, right? Especially these dolphins, you would imagine.
FLAIR:
Solid logic, if you ask me! Good luck with your cruel slaughter of such a majestic, cruel slaughtering machine!
Solid logic, if you ask me! Good luck with your cruel slaughter of such a majestic, cruel slaughtering machine!
JOE:
YES. HAVE FUN. THEN DIE.
YES. HAVE FUN. THEN DIE.
FLAIR:
Joe! That thing's a paying customer!
Joe! That thing's a paying customer!
JOE:
SIGH. RIGHT, RIGHT. ONLY DIE IF YOU'RE OUT OF MONEY.
SIGH. RIGHT, RIGHT. ONLY DIE IF YOU'RE OUT OF MONEY.
