Doctor Man is healthier than expected.
Two little things emerge from his discarded coat and rush to his side.
Two little things emerge from his discarded coat and rush to his side.
L1 DOCTOR MAN ATTACKS!
Music: Doctor Mario - Chill - Smash ver.
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L13) (ATK:7) (STRIKE +1)
WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
EYESLOB (L13) (ATK:11)
FERN:
...So you're going to beat up on a patient, then?
...So you're going to beat up on a patient, then?
DR. MAN:
...I will do what I must, Fern. You know that we both are effectively deathless.
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
Before you can even make your first move, the doctor throws a punch into empty air. Seconds later, you feel a shock to your stomach...but not all that bad?
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 14 (1 DAMAGE!)
...I will do what I must, Fern. You know that we both are effectively deathless.
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
Before you can even make your first move, the doctor throws a punch into empty air. Seconds later, you feel a shock to your stomach...but not all that bad?
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 14 (1 DAMAGE!)
FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
>FERN: POLYP! WILLIS: SHIELD FERN! EYESLOB: BLOCK!
Willis used SHIELD! Eyeslob used NO! All damage to Fern, Willis and Eyeslob is reduced to 1 this turn!
FERN CONSULTED RAMBLIN' EVIL COLORECTAL POLYP!
...Eh? This guy? Yikes. Uhhh...can't really get a bead on him, to be honest. I don't know what that says about his guts, but watch yourself. He's a doctor, and that's a pretty big deal around here.
Watch out for his pals, if they're anything like me, they share about 1/10th their boss's hit points...whatever that is. This is why I try to stay out of this stuff, you don't give me a whole lot to work with y'know.
...Eh? This guy? Yikes. Uhhh...can't really get a bead on him, to be honest. I don't know what that says about his guts, but watch yourself. He's a doctor, and that's a pretty big deal around here.
Watch out for his pals, if they're anything like me, they share about 1/10th their boss's hit points...whatever that is. This is why I try to stay out of this stuff, you don't give me a whole lot to work with y'know.
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
The doctor throws another punch, and something unseen SPLATS against the Slob...
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:8, 16 (1 DAMAGE!)
The doctor throws another punch, and something unseen SPLATS against the Slob...
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
EYESLOB LOSES 1 HEALTH!
>FERN: KIDNEY STONE! WILLIS: DRINK BANDAGES! EYESLOB: SLASH!
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:1, 17, 19 (2 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 2 HEALTH!
FERN UNLEASHED THE BABY KIDNEY STONE!
All opponents to take one point of kidney damage per tur-
All opponents to take one point of kidney damage per tur-
ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT USED ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT!
The thing moves with lightning speed. Before you can so much as blink, every inch of the doctor seems to glisten a little more in the dim light.
MALADY DAMAGE NULLIFIED THIS BATTLE!
The thing moves with lightning speed. Before you can so much as blink, every inch of the doctor seems to glisten a little more in the dim light.
MALADY DAMAGE NULLIFIED THIS BATTLE!
WILLIS USED DRINK ON THE BANDAGES!
Willis has acquired 1/4 of the target's current health!
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Willis has acquired 1/4 of the target's current health!
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EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL: 1 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 4, 5, 8, 12, 20, 18, 10, 7, 19, 11, 2 (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 1 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 4, 5, 8, 12, 20, 18, 10, 7, 19, 11, 2 (11 DAMAGE!)
BANDAGES USED BANDAGES!
A webbing of gauze erupts from the tiny creature, instantaneously wrapping the doctor in a tight cocoon. Almost as quickly, he tears himself free...and his wounds are gone.
A webbing of gauze erupts from the tiny creature, instantaneously wrapping the doctor in a tight cocoon. Almost as quickly, he tears himself free...and his wounds are gone.
DR. MAN:
...I can continue this indefinitely, Fern.
...I can continue this indefinitely, Fern.
FERN:
As far as I know, so can I.
As far as I know, so can I.
>FERN: TRY THE APPLE! WILLIS: BLACKLIGHT! EYESLOB: SLASH!
FERN TOOK OUT THE DANGEROUS APPLE!
...What do you do with this? Eat it? Make them eat it? For now, you sort of...present it? Menacingly?
...What do you do with this? Eat it? Make them eat it? For now, you sort of...present it? Menacingly?
DR. MAN:
Oh?
An interesting notion...but whether I am truly of the grey-zone or the whimsy of its displaced inhabitants, I appear to be quite tolerant of your otherwise most formidable weapon. In any case...I would not recommend wasting such on the weakest of the core medical staff.
...How can you possibly hope to survive an encounter with, say, doctor Rory? Or even little Fleagood?
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:12, 3, 9, 17 (1 DAMAGE!)
Oh?
An interesting notion...but whether I am truly of the grey-zone or the whimsy of its displaced inhabitants, I appear to be quite tolerant of your otherwise most formidable weapon. In any case...I would not recommend wasting such on the weakest of the core medical staff.
...How can you possibly hope to survive an encounter with, say, doctor Rory? Or even little Fleagood?
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
WILLIS SHONE THE BLACKLIGHT vs. BANDAGES!
STAIN ROLL: 10 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL: 1, 5, 11, 5, 6, 19, 15, 12, 3, 18, (3 DAMAGE TO WILLIS! REMAINDER TO OPPONENT!)
STAIN ROLL: 10 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL: 1, 5, 11, 5, 6, 19, 15, 12, 3, 18, (3 DAMAGE TO WILLIS! REMAINDER TO OPPONENT!)
EYESLOB USED SLASH vs. BANDAGES!
STRIKE ROLL: 16 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 2, 5, 12, 8, 12, 8, 7, 2, 6, 6, 3 (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 16 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 2, 5, 12, 8, 12, 8, 7, 2, 6, 6, 3 (11 DAMAGE!)
WILLIS LOSES 3 HEALTH!
BANDAGES LOSE 7 HEALTH!
>WAIT!!! FERN: BLOCK!
WILLIS: USE BLACKISH FOAM ON THE BANDAGES!
EYESLOB: SLASH DR. MAN!
DR. MAN:
Are you holding back, Fern, or is this truly the best you can defend yourself? It would seem to be little more than dumb luck, and dependency upon your unlikely allies, that has brought you this far.
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 11, 13, 16, 15, 15, (4 DAMAGE!)
Are you holding back, Fern, or is this truly the best you can defend yourself? It would seem to be little more than dumb luck, and dependency upon your unlikely allies, that has brought you this far.
DOCTOR MAN USED VIBROPUNCH!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 11, 13, 16, 15, 15, (4 DAMAGE!)
FERN:
...You're not going to scare me, doctor. Is that your only move?
FERN BLOCKS AND LOSES ONLY 1 HEALTH!
...You're not going to scare me, doctor. Is that your only move?
FERN BLOCKS AND LOSES ONLY 1 HEALTH!
WILLIS DUMPS THE BLACKISH FOAM ONTO THE BANDAGES!
The froth, flecked with bits of an even blacker crust, sizzles a little as it hits the squirming bandage-creature, releasing a puff of more greenish-yellow steam than you were expecting.
The froth, flecked with bits of an even blacker crust, sizzles a little as it hits the squirming bandage-creature, releasing a puff of more greenish-yellow steam than you were expecting.
BANDAGES:
GAK. SPLUT.
GAK. SPLUT.
EYESLOB USED SLASH vs. DR. MAN!
STRIKE ROLL: 5 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 3, 3, 13, 8, 10, 7, 20, 19, 12, 11, 3 (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 5 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 3, 3, 13, 8, 10, 7, 20, 19, 12, 11, 3 (11 DAMAGE!)
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 11 HEALTH!
BANDAGES USED BANDAGES ON DOCTOR MAN!
Another gauzey chrysalis wraps around the doctor's injured body...but something is wrong.
The doctor emerges looking...worse.
Another gauzey chrysalis wraps around the doctor's injured body...but something is wrong.
The doctor emerges looking...worse.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 11 MORE HEALTH!
>FERN: BLOCK!
WILLIS: HEAL FERN!
EYESLOB: SLASH DR. MAN!
DR. MAN:
...Interesting...
You have not defied my prior assessment of your limitations, but I suppose it is time I take this seriously.
DOCTOR MAN USED DOUBLE INTRAZONAL SPIRALCUT!
Oh, right, a human being has...two fists.
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 8, 1, 16, 13, 14 (3 DAMAGE!)
DAMAGE ROLL II:6, 3, 12, 3 18, 14 (2 DAMAGE!)
...Interesting...
You have not defied my prior assessment of your limitations, but I suppose it is time I take this seriously.
DOCTOR MAN USED DOUBLE INTRAZONAL SPIRALCUT!
Oh, right, a human being has...two fists.
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
DAMAGE ROLL II:
FERN:
FERN BLOCKS AND LOSES ONLY 1 HEALTH!
FERN BLOCKS AND LOSES ONLY 1 HEALTH!
WILLIS TRANSFUSES 6 HEALTH TO FERN!
EYESLOB USED SLASH vs. DR. MAN!
STRIKE ROLL: 17 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 11, 4, 1, 4, 20, 20, 15, 8, 8, (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 17 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 11, 4, 1, 4, 20, 20, 15, 8, 8, (11 DAMAGE!)
BANDAGES ATTEMPT TO HEAL DR. MAN!
*HACK*...*RETCH*....
...S-sorry doc...
...It's... a reflex...
*HACK*...*RETCH*....
...S-sorry doc...
...It's... a reflex...
DOCTOR MAN:
Understandable. Do not worry yourself.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 22 HEALTH THIS TURN
Understandable. Do not worry yourself.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 22 HEALTH THIS TURN
>FERN: SLASH!
WILLIS: DRINK!
EYESLOB: SLASH!
DOCTOR MAN USED DOUBLE INTRAZONAL SPIRALCUT!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
DAMAGE ROLL II:
EYESLOB LOSES 7 HEALTH!
FERN:
HEY! He...it?...He's just trying to protect us! I mean...I don't know why exactly...
FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL: 6 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 5, 5, 8, 4, 12, 20, 15, (7 DAMAGE!)
HEY! He...it?...He's just trying to protect us! I mean...I don't know why exactly...
FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL: 6 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 5, 5, 8, 4, 12, 20, 15, (7 DAMAGE!)
DR. MAN:
Hm. Well. I have my theories. You would not find any of them pleasant.
You may regret allowing the lifeform to accompany you.
...But, perhaps not.
Hm. Well. I have my theories. You would not find any of them pleasant.
You may regret allowing the lifeform to accompany you.
...But, perhaps not.
WILLIS USED DRINK vs. DR. MAN!
1/4 DR. MAN'S CURRENT HP ARE TRANSFERRED TO WILLIS!
...DO WE REALLY NEED TO SHOW ALL THOSE HEARTS EVERY TIME?
...IT'S 89. WILLIS TOOK 89 HEALTH FROM DR. MAN.
+89
1/4 DR. MAN'S CURRENT HP ARE TRANSFERRED TO WILLIS!
...DO WE REALLY NEED TO SHOW ALL THOSE HEARTS EVERY TIME?
...IT'S 89. WILLIS TOOK 89 HEALTH FROM DR. MAN.
+89
EYESLOB USED SLASH vs. DR. MAN!
STRIKE ROLL: 10 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 10, 9, 10, 19, 2, 1, 7, 3, 19, 14, 1, (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 10 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: 10, 9, 10, 19, 2, 1, 7, 3, 19, 14, 1, (11 DAMAGE!)
BANDAGES ATTEMPT TO HEAL DR. MAN!
*HURRRRGGghghhllgglglglgl*
...Feeling........worse.....
...Feeling........worse.....
DOCTOR MAN:
We will treat your condition soon enough, old friend.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 214 HEALTH THIS TURN. OUCH!
142 HEALTH REMAINING!
We will treat your condition soon enough, old friend.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 214 HEALTH THIS TURN. OUCH!
142 HEALTH REMAINING!
>FERN: SLASH!
WILLIS: DRINK!
EYESLOB: SLASH!
...Perhaps you should have tended to your "friend's" wounds.
DOCTOR MAN USED DOUBLE INTRAZONAL SPIRALCUT!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:10, 2, 9, 9, 15, 19, 20, 19, 15, 19 (6 DAMAGE!)
DAMAGE ROLL II:10, 5, 12 20, 15, 18, 14, 15, 19 (6 DAMAGE!)
DOCTOR MAN USED DOUBLE INTRAZONAL SPIRALCUT!
STRIKE ROLL: 100 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
DAMAGE ROLL II:
EYESLOB LOSES ALL HEALTH!
...ITEM ACTIVATED!!!
Unbeknownst to Fern and Willis, the Oold Pollep in the Eyeslob's inventory dissolves and instantaneously replenishes its host's empty health.
Unbeknownst to Fern and Willis, the Oold Pollep in the Eyeslob's inventory dissolves and instantaneously replenishes its host's empty health.
A HEALTHY EYESLOB CATCHES MAN BY SURPRISE!
STRIKE ROLL: (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: (11 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: (11 DAMAGE!)
WILLIS USED DRINK vs. DR. MAN!
1/4 DR. MAN'S CURRENT HP ARE TRANSFERRED TO WILLIS!
+35
1/4 DR. MAN'S CURRENT HP ARE TRANSFERRED TO WILLIS!
+35
FERN:
You know, you're right, doctor. I've only come this far with help...but if it works, it works, right? STRIKE ROLL: (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: (7 DAMAGE!)
You know, you're right, doctor. I've only come this far with help...but if it works, it works, right? STRIKE ROLL: (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL: (7 DAMAGE!)
BANDAGES ATTEMPT TO HEAL DR. MAN!
Hhhhhggggggggggggg
Hhhhhggggggggggggg
DOCTOR MAN:
...Fern...it would take me but a single strike, at this point, to terminate your biovessel where you stand.
I am the least dangerous, least experienced, and youngest doctor in this facility.
I am also the one who would be most merciful to you in a situation such as this, and thus far have been.
I implore you to choose your actions wisely.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 106 HEALTH THIS TURN.
36 HEALTH REMAINING!
...Fern...it would take me but a single strike, at this point, to terminate your biovessel where you stand.
I am the least dangerous, least experienced, and youngest doctor in this facility.
I am also the one who would be most merciful to you in a situation such as this, and thus far have been.
I implore you to choose your actions wisely.
DOCTOR MAN LOSES 106 HEALTH THIS TURN.
36 HEALTH REMAINING!
FERN:
...You're not scaring me, Doctor.
Even if you knock me out, or any one of us, you can't take much more from the other two. Especially not Willis...and it's obvious you haven't dared lay a hand on him.
...You're not scaring me, Doctor.
Even if you knock me out, or any one of us, you can't take much more from the other two. Especially not Willis...and it's obvious you haven't dared lay a hand on him.
DR. MAN:
...Hiding behind a child, then?
...Hiding behind a child, then?
FERN:
Of course not. You just haven't hid all that well that you're far too good a person to actually stop me.
Of course not. You just haven't hid all that well that you're far too good a person to actually stop me.
DR. MAN:
Is that so?
Is that so?
FERN:
I think it is. I think you want me to beat you because you're on my side, but you need the Hospital to think you made an effort...and even if I'm wrong, you know I won't give up. You know I can't die in this place.
You're a good man, but you're awfully melodramatic.
I think it is. I think you want me to beat you because you're on my side, but you need the Hospital to think you made an effort...and even if I'm wrong, you know I won't give up. You know I can't die in this place.
You're a good man, but you're awfully melodramatic.
DR. MAN:
Ha. Haha. Let's test your theory, then.
Ha. Haha. Let's test your theory, then.
FERN:
OUT.
OF.
OUR.
WAY.
OUT.
OF.
OUR.
WAY.
