>Continue to the Plank Maze
You cautiously sneak past the cafeteria, but before you can reach the weathered, free-standing door across the room, something large and wet staggers from behind it...
AN L12 FERNSLOB ATTACKS!
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L13) (ATK:7) (STRIKE +1)
WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
EYESLOB (L12) (ATK:10)
BISECTED FERNSLOB:
CH-ch-ch-CH-CH-CH-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chchchchch!!!!
CH-ch-ch-CH-CH-CH-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chchchchch!!!!
FERN:
This is...one of mine......
.......I'm still not used to this.....
EXISTENTIAL HORROR PENALTY! +1 TO STRIKES VS. FERN!
This is...one of mine......
.......I'm still not used to this.....
EXISTENTIAL HORROR PENALTY! +1 TO STRIKES VS. FERN!
>FERN: BLOCK! WILLIS: SHIELD! EYESLOB: TALK!
FERN BLOCKS! All damage reduced to 1!
WILLIS BLOCKS! All damage reduced to 1!
EYESLOB ATTEMPTS COMMUNICATION!
"KWEK KWOK! EHHBELMBAF HGRUK!"
"KWEK KWOK! EHHBELMBAF HGRUK!"
THE FERNSLOB RESPONDS!
"EEEHEEUKUKUKUK!!!"
"EEEHEEUKUKUKUK!!!"
...!!!???
FERNSLOB USED BITE-SECTED!
Taking advantage of opponent trust, the monster lands an automatic hit!
DAMAGE ROLL:1, 3, 12, 17, 16, 20, 13 (5 DAMAGE!)
Taking advantage of opponent trust, the monster lands an automatic hit!
DAMAGE ROLL:
EYESLOB LOSES 5 HEALTH!
WILLIS:
Oh no!! She's MEAN, Fern!! YOUR YOU WAS MEAN!!!!!!
Oh no!! She's MEAN, Fern!! YOUR YOU WAS MEAN!!!!!!
>FERN: SLASH! WILLIS: HEAL EYESLOB! EYESLOB: BLOCK!
FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:8, 16 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:2, 10, 5, 13, 12, 17, 17, (4 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL:
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERNSLOB LOSES 4 HEALTH!
EYESLOB BLOCKS! ALL DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1!
WILLIS USED TRANSFUSE, LOSING 5 HEALTH!
EYESLOB REGAINS ALL HEALTH!
FERNSLOB USED BITE-SECTED!
STRIKE ROLL: 18 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 3, 1, 5, 16, 14, 13 (3 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 18 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 3 HEALTH!
>EVERYONE ATTACK
The creature "licks" its jaws with its own writhing intestine and takes aim for Willis...
FERN USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL: 13, 12 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:9, 7, 7, 6, 1, 15, 13(2 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL: 13, 12 (HIT!)
DAMAGE ROLL:
WILLIS SHONE THE BLACKLIGHT!
STAIN ROLL: 6 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL:5, 13, 5, 3, , 19, 19, (2 DAMAGE! SPLIT BETWEEN OPPONENT AND WILLIS!)
STAIN ROLL: 6 STAINS FOUND!
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERNSLOB REDUCED TO 1 HEALTH!
The creature crumples to the floor, and its petulant hissing fades into a soft, sleepy breathing.
FERN:
Alright...as far as I know, these things heal fast. We'd better get a move o-
Alright...as far as I know, these things heal fast. We'd better get a move o-
EYESLOB:
BLEHBLEB!!!!!
BLEHBLEB!!!!!
Before you can react, the thing pounces its fellow monstrosity and tears into its flesh.
FERN:
W...wait? I...er?
...Should it be doing this!?
W...wait? I...er?
...Should it be doing this!?
WILLIS:
He was hungry!!
He was hungry!!
FERN:
Things - er - people might be in there, though? I think? I met people who, um, kinda live in my......corpses.
Things - er - people might be in there, though? I think? I met people who, um, kinda live in my......corpses.
WILLIS:
De...decompadosers?? Everybody's gots those. They're in our friend now!
De...decompadosers?? Everybody's gots those. They're in our friend now!
FERN:
I...guess.
I...guess.
The fallen thing seems to almost liquefy, vanishing into the eye creature's vestigial gullet without a trace.
ATTACK: 11
HEALTH:
+
