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MANIPULATORY APPENDAGE: 100EXC

DEXTROUS FLESH PROTRUBERANCE FOR NON-DESTRUCTIVE MATERIAL INTERACTIONS.

NAVIGATIONAL MEMBRANE SHARD: 44EXC

CEREBRAL IMPLANTATION ZEROES IN ON DIRECTION OF DESIRED CONCEPTUAL MANIFESTATION.

FLUNCHENATING BLIB: 17EXC

ESSENTIAL TOOL FOR THE SIMULATION OF BLIB FLUNCHEONS.

IMAGED PULP FLAP: 100EXC

PRIMITIVE, INDIRECT COMMUNICATION TOOL FOR SPREADING THE GLORY OF THE OLD FLSH TO THE MOST UNDERDEVELOPED GREYSPAWN.

FUNCTION UNKNOWN: 1EXC

FUNCTION THEORY: MODULAR CRANIAL EXOSHELL FOR GREY RANGE ORGANISM, POSSIBLY "DACK."

FUNCTION UNKNOWN: 1EXC

RESEMBLES STREAMLINED PULP FLAP. FUNCTION THEORY: IMITATION PULP FLAP TO DISTRACT PREDATORY GREY ROAMERS.

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 1EXC

ODOROUS ORGANIC MASS, HOMOGENEOUS MATRIX. FUNCTION THEORY: GREY ZONE WEAPON.

INERT CORPUS: 1EXC

CORPUS OF UNIDENTIFIED BIOFORM. NONFUNCTIONATE.

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 1EXC

REVOLTING NONFLESH MATTERCLOT. SCREAMS INTERMITTENTLY. FUNCTION THEORY: INTERROGATION MECHANISM.

INORGANIC EFFIGY: 1EXC

OBJECT EXHIBITS BARBARIC MIMICRY OF UNKNOWN FLESHFORM. FUNCTION THEORY: EMPLOYED BY GREY BIOMORPHS TO LURE SIMPLE-MINDED PREY.

FLEP: 81EXC

DELICIOUS FLEP ESSENTIAL FOR CRUSTENATING A PLOOB SHLOID. ENHANCES THREAT CAPACITY IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS.

GREB LEBLER: 44EXC

THE FLAVOR AND NUTRIENT OFFERINGS OF A SLEB LEBLER WITH ONLY HALF THE GLARTCH.

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 1EXC

INORGANIC FLEXIBLE DOME COLLIDES ANTERIOR PROTRUBERANCES WITH MANIPULATION OF FLAGELLUM. RADIATES IMPORTANCE. FUNCTION THEORY: RITUALISTIC ITEM.

INK SAC: 100EXC

PHYSIOLOGICAL AUGMENTATION ENABLES EMERGENCY EXPULSION OF OPAQUE FLUID AND RETREAT FROM HOSTILE BIOFORMS.

INFOID LARVUS: 97EXC

CEREBRAL SYMBIONT PROVIDES INFORMATIONAL ASSISTANCE. SLIGHTLY USED, ESTIMATED 75% FUNCTIONAL CAPACITY.

OOLD POLLEP: 55EXC

BIOMATRIX GERMINATION NODE INITIATES IMMEDIATE RECONSTITUTION ON LOSS OF BIOFUNCTIONALITY.

INERT CORPUS: 1EXC

COVERED IN A FIBROUS KERATIN LAYER. BELIEVED TO REPRESENT INTERMEDIATE STAGE BETWEEN GREYMORPH "BABBY" AND "ADALT."

SWARL CLISTER: 87EXC

DELICIOUS CLISTER EXUDES SWARL FLAVORING. NOT FOR OTTOMAN CONSUMPTION: EXTREME VOLATILITY PREDICTED.





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