???:

You gonna stand there all weekend?


YOU:

Oh, er...hello...germ?


???:

Ouch! Watch the language, toots! We're both Eukaryotic, aren't we? Not like these podunk nodes!


YOU:

Yeah, uh...I'm kinda from out of town, and I'm busy, sorry, unless you know anything useful.


???:

I'm sure I know more than any of these anaerobic plebs!


What's up with this thing? You don't really remember agreeing to another conversation, especially not with someone who stands around in the darkest corner of a bar, all alone, not drinking. You've been there, and frankly, you were up to no good at the time.