"Scratchees" were overpriced but enticingly weird scratch-off games for children that offered
everything from frisbees to real estate as prizes, probably in the hopes that stupid children would
keep buying these damn things expecting to suddenly win the Playboy mansion. It's a shame I
don't have an actual "Suck up the Slugs" game card to scan, as it was a neat little slug-infested
jungle scape with an elaborate storyline wherein a miracle cure was found in tropical slug slime.