| If you pay a lot of attention to vending machines, and I'm sure that you do, you've probably already seen the "wacky tabs" machine dozens of times in your life and never really stopped to think about "Chicles" here, or all the gruesome goblins who are so excited to be feeding him wacky tabs: |
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| I double-dog dare someone to call that service number and ask them what the deal is with Chicles. They probably won't have any idea what you're talking about, and even if they do, they aren't going to have any answers but at the very least you may break up the monotony of their lives. I mean, come one...these people are being paid to wait for vending-machine maintenance calls. How busy can they be? |
| The Mystery of Chicles |