Engineered as the ultimate high energy food source, these slothful creatures consist of little more than a thin, serpentine skeleton and thick rolls of sweet, gooey white meat, densely packed with nutrients, stimulants and restorative serums. Engineered to feel ecstatic joy when their tissues are consumed, a Schmeep can survive even with its bones picked clean, tapping into its surroundings with fungoid rootlets to metabolize any available nourishment into a new body.