The fusion of a human with a lobster, crawfish or prawn. Malaclutch are irritable, stubborn and panicky creatures, prone to agoraphobia and outbursts of violence if they feel their personal space invaded. They are happiest when backed into a dark, tight space such as a well or even a large barrel, and can be difficult to coax back out. Unsurprisingly, their preferred food is decaying fish.
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