This card begins with a cryptic threat in the guise of a riddle. The answer, of course, is the same thing that happens to anybody crossed with a zombie. The child in question doesn't need to answer. He's already seen it happen to his parents, his teachers, his friends and rivals alike.

  The punchline to the card works in a compliment to the child, but still doesn't change the outcome. Amazingly cool or not, he's still dead now. Dead, yet without rest. Hungry, yet never satiated. Chilling.

I give this card six out of ten.

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