Bogleech Halloween Archive!



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A LOOK BACK AT "THE HOLDERS"

A classic creepypasta series...but how much of it still "works?"


NIGHTMARE BEINGS: YEAR FOUR!

Now with a new name and banner! It's the Nightmare MENAGERIE!


HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: BENDY!

A journey through the monsters thus far from Bendy and the Ink Machine.


HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: CUPHEAD!

The year's most requested monster review.


HALLOWEEN CONTINUES: More Spooks!

Learn what a Twisterl Sistep is and other Halloween season stragglers.


CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: NESSIE

I didn't plan on this to be the Halloween day post...but...I guess it's kind of right for it.


Portland's FRIGHT TOWN!

Giant, mutant clowns, ghoulish cyborgs, freaky taxidermy and eyeball creatures abound in the best Halloween haunt I have absolutely ever witnessed. EVER.


Enjoy Halloween Kawaii!

From tiny chocolate bars to whatever a "crazy baby rooom" is, this turned out to be a bit of a journey!


IT 2017

Everything I liked and everything I didn't!


31 More Things at Ghoul Gallery!

One year later!


DARKEST DUNGEON PART II

BUGS!!!!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: SKLIDERS

The truth behind skeletons that are also spiders!


OUR TRIP TO "HALLOWEENTOWN!"

The town of Saint Helens apparently likes to cosplay!


ASSORTED 2017 SPOOKS II!

A vampire made of wooden blocks, a flatulent skull and other horrors await that await the unsuspecting!


SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART VI!

The ugliest weenie!


CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: THE FLATWOODS MONSTER

She doesn't look like that!!!


TROUTDALE GENERAL STORE

A few cute spookulers at a hidden local gem.


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: JUNKINS

It's pumpkins with junk faces! Duh!


WAL MART 2017

The worst Frankenstein's Monster you've ever seen, schrodinger's sloth and more!


A PREVIEW OF "PLACID KNOLL"

I'm working on a game thing!


DARKEST DUNGEON PART I

I review everything up to the Heart of Darkness...stay tuned for the Crimson Court!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: SUGAR FIENDS

It's back!


ONE DOLLAR SOLAR SCENES

Featuring a real actual bone! SPOOOOOOKY!


KINGDOM DEATH: MONSTER

There's a monster in this game with homing fart bubbles.


BARKSHOP

You bastards! You utter fiends!


WAL MART'S FANCY BARGAIN DVD's!

19 gorgeous covers and 19 films mini-reviewed!


SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART V!

This time with tanuki dinglers and insect demon jubblies!


ASSORTED SPOOKS!

Featuring the Rhino Dragon and the ghost that wouldn't chill the hell out.


IT!

Reviewing the original book entirely from flawed memory with stock graphics.


YU-Gi-OH ZOMBIES!

From Pumpking to Pumprincess!


VAMPIRE HUNTER D!

I finally review the sweet, precious, innocent, perfect babies throughout this classic anime.


CRYPTID REVIEWS: FLYING RODS!

Short lived in the world of the "unexplained," but a cool idea forever!


MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART IV:

More demons, gods, youkai and whatsits, sometimes not entirely work-safe!


TARGET 2017:

Is this its best year ever???


CRYPTID REVIEWS: THE JERSEY DEVIL

A more personal one than usual!


DARK YO-KAI WATCH:

Yo-Kai Watch pretends to return to grittier, grislier roots that didn't actually happen.


HIDESHI HINO TOYS:

Mortasheen's real parents and an introduction to a horror manga legend.


THIRTEEN DOLLARS AT DOLLAR TREE:

2017 edition!


MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART III:

Featuring some boobers and a dongus! Again!


FIVE GOODWILL WITCHES:

Who in the world ever gave these up!?


CLASSIC CRYPTIDS: THE CHUPACABRA:

A quick look at the goatsucker!


TWO SPOOKY TOILETS:

Well, go on, read about my two spooky toilets.


SPOOKY HOUSE OF HORROR:

Exploring the be-all end-all spooky children's book.


PETCO AND PETSMART:

The cutest-ever betta death traps, and more!


BIG LOTS:

Oh my god look at some of this stuff from Big Lots.


MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART II:

Come for the weiners and butts, stay for the fact that they're also giant bugs.


Ghoulish Productions

Some of the best stuff from one of the internet's lead Halloween mask makers!


Home Depot 2017

Extravagantly large skeletons and everyone's favorite creepypasta star, Skinny Chap.


Classic Cryptid Reviews: Mothman

Him and his Rube Goldberg traps.


Dead Space Necromorphs:

Turns out there's lots of men in the moon.


2017 MADBALLS:

Back again with new designs, new friends and a fresh new style!


MEGAMI TENSEI DEMONS PART I:

We're gonna do a lot of these.


PUTRID POWER:

The Trash Pack goes "Ninja Turtles" with a series of literal garbage men.


MICHAEL'S 2017:

The most references to mayonnaise (2) ever in a site Halloween article.


WHY LEECHES ARE GREAT PETS:

Reasons 1-100: "They Are."


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VIII

The Bump People and others illustrated by Badslime!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VII

SEND IT, BRO!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART VI

Tithe, Banker of Death and other dream entities drawn by Omny87!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART V

A "sea pig" that isn't a sea pig, a sasquatch that isn't (or is it?) a sasquatch, and more with guest artist Cstalli!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART IV

Mr. Oogle, the Soot Man and more with guest artist Biomechanicalmush!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART III

The Fly Man, the Skull Worm and more with guest artist September-xyzx!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2016: PART II

Embryo centipedes, parasitic flowers and others with guest artist Skincoats!


THIRTEEN FINAL SPOOKS

One last batch of my favorite Halloween toys, decorations and trinkets from 2016. Featuring a witch that's also a doughnut! A DOUGHNUT!


THIRTEEN SPOOKIEST NEW SUN/MOON POKEMON

Spoilers! Ultrabeasts! Alola forms!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS: YEAR THREE

Share your creepiest dream entities!


THE CREEPIEST NEW POKEDEX ENTRIES

Our first-ever Pokemon Sun/Moon coverage!


2016 HALLOWEEN CARTOONS

Every kid's cartoon to have a Halloween-centric episode in 2016...ranked and reviewed!


OREGON CITY'S GHOUL GALLERY

31 favorite items from what may be the Halloweenest store on Earth.


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE MOON MAN

A forgotten Halloween classic.


YO-KAI WATCH III!

Meet "American" Yo-Kai like a loud hamburger and angry bacon!


REAL GHOSTBUSTERS TOYS

Sludge Bucket, Brain Blaster, Nasty Neck, Boo-Zooka and more plastic freaks!


YO-KAI WATCH II!

31 spooky weirdos from a vampire remote control to a feces-eating teddy bear! Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a good time! You're lying!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE CATERWAUL

A bad kitty!


ZOMLINGS!

A short but sweet review of tiny, rubber ghouls!


GOODWILL FINDS

Fall in love with a burnt skull in a bowl.


DARK SOULS III

My favorite monsters!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: HEEBIE JEEBIES

When is a spider not a spider?


31 YO-KAI WATCH YO-KAI

Revisiting this series with a fresh look at monsters from only the first game, to be followed by a whole list for the second and finally third title!


MIDNIGHT HORROR SCHOOL

A bunch of dead garbage goes to school to learn from televisions that are bones


THE PECULIARIUM

My thirteen favorite things from a real-life "Mystery Shack!"


MISCELLANY III

Why, Boogie Bear, why were you taken from us?!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE STRIXOID

When it's almost, but not quite an owl


WEIRDMAGEDDON

Reviewing all the monsters from the Gravity Falls finale!


THE YELLOW WALLPAPER

Hosting another of my favorite public-domain spooktales...and a culturally important one!


EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS GHOSTS III

The final countdown!


THIRTEEN SPOOKY APPMON!

Digimon is up to something brand new this October!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE POCUS

What's up with cauldrons having feet??


LIPPMAN CO.

Scary window art, inspirational drawings and wrong dinosaurs who refuse to stand up!


THIRTEEN MORE 2016 SPOOKS

We've got some real goodies in this one! At least come on in for the TIME SKELETONS!


MORBID ENTERPRISES

Hey, kid, wanna be a giant hand???


FRED MEYER

My first Halloween review from my new home state of Oregon!


HALLOWEEN BESTIARY: THE HOCUS

What is a HOCUS? They've been with us for years, but nobody bothered to name them!


SKELEPOCALYPSE AT HOMEGOODS

If there could ever be "too many" skeletons, you're looking at it.


HOME DEPOT 2016

This witch is a phone.


GOODBYE, GORDMANS

My very last stop at my favorite place for Iowa tricks and treats.


NOBBIES:

Nesting ghosts, metal teeth and a completely unidentifiable inside-out rag doll monster.


PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA - THE NIGHT WIRE:

A classic, public domain horror story about a mysterious fog...


THIRTEEN SPOOKS:

A French maid skeleton, skeletal dogs, skeletal guitarists...even some things that aren't even skeletons at all, even!!!


SPOOKY TOONS:

A selection of obscure, Halloween or monster-themed cartoon shows that are difficult to find, but can be watched online at the time of this posting!


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: HAUNTED HUMANS

Ever see a man's ass tear itself open and turn into a dinosaur? You're about to.


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS: THE MEEKRAH

An episode of The Real Ghostbusters cartoon with an awful lot of skeletons in it.


KIRKLAND'S

A Frankenstein that's also a jar that's also a piece of wood! Nature is amazing.


EXPENSIVE THINGS FROM BETHANY LOWE

Exploring the quirky, imaginative and generally very, very pricey Halloween figures and decorations from the Bethany Lowe catalog.


PRE-INTERNET CREEPYPASTA: AUNTY TOOTHACHE

Hans Christian Andersen invented one of the scariest monsters you'll read about all year.


GORDMAN'S 2016: PART II

From a terrifying pumpkin to a very sexy hat.


THE HORRIBLEST LITTLE HORRIBLES!

From the makers of tiny, porcelain kittens and ponies comes tiny, porcelain atomic mutants.


HORROR PETS

A little-known toy line featuring rotten skulls and fiendish moths.


THE MANY FACES OF THE FLY

Did you know the fly was also a cat this one time? It's true!


$13 AT DOLLAR TREE 2016

What could a SpOoKy thirteen dollars buy you in 2016? I'm sure you're dying to know even if you're reading this from 2064.


EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: PART II

Fetish Clown Demons, an eyeball-stealing slug and tentacles galore!


MICHAEL'S 2016

Mummy is watching. Mummy is always watching.


MY FAVORITE 50's B-MONSTERS

Forget famous figures like Dracula or Gill-man. How about some big, drooling bug puppets with googly eyes??


PETSMART 2016

This cuteness is going to kill you.


A.C. MOORE

Clockwork pumpkins, cyborg skulls, and some sort of demon cat-jester.


CRAZY BONEZ 2016

Check out the new crop of skeletanimals!


EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS!

A detailed look at roughly the first third of demons, ghouls and demigods from this amazingly disturbing series.


THE BAD EGGZ BUNCH

A little-known and ridiculously rare series of nasty little plastic critters.


PETCO 2016

If I look at that little skull any longer I'm going to puke from delight.


POCKET SHOCKERS!

An AMAZING 90's toy line full of morbid little monsters!


BLOODBORNE: THE OLD HUNTERS

My much-demanded review of the monsters added by Bloodborne's DLC!


FUNGUS AMONGUS

A new toy line of gooey, sticky germs....and one of them is named "Curd Burglar."


COMPARING ALL THREE "GHOSTBUSTERS" FILMS

None of them are perfect, but I also like all of them.


GORDMAN'S 2016

Iowa's absolute best option for Halloween fun isn't the most obvious.


HALLOWEEN 2016 IS A GO!

A quick rundown of some favorite past articles.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS VIII:

A final freaky batch illustrated by my wife, who is better than me at making things like a Tyrannosaur Grandma look terrifying.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS VII

A jellyfish made of dirt with a giant, muscly arm and other nightmare entities illustrated by Alun Clewe!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS VI

Illustrated by Marsworms, including the scariest Flamingo you'll ever read about.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS V

BIG SEAN and other horrors from your creepiest dreams!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV

Illustrated by Madamecat, including the amazing Spotlight Heads.


THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE SOMETHING OR OTHER

A fresh look at each and every single monster from Halloween town!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS III

Illustrated by the frighteningly talented Daisydice!


THE FLAWLESS BESTIARY OF PARASITE EVE

Every last one of Mitochondria Eve's precious and beautiful children.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS II

MUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUHMUH *bebebebebebebebebe*


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VII

A downer of a downpour.


CREEPYPASTA 2016 PREVIEW

A couple of hand-picked preview stories!


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE VI

Coming Home to a mixed bag.


THIRTEEN MORE 2015 SPOOKS!

My new favorite Halloween mask, the elusive Metal Pumpkin Bat and a cybernetic patriotic skull with an octopus on its head.


ADVENTURE TIME: STAKES

Adventure Time's amazing post-Halloween special!


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE V

Close, but no cigar.


2015 HORROR GAMES

There sure was an explosion of good ones this year, huh?


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE IV

THE ROOM.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS 2015

Starting off with five of my own...and your FIRST. HIDEOUS. EEEEEYE.


NOBBIES 2015

This party outlet really coughed up the goods last-minute!


IOWA'S SLEEPY HOLLOW!

The greatest Halloween Haunt I have ever experienced.


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: THE FINAL BOSSES

The last round of our printable horror scavenger hunt!


HALLOWEEN IN JAPAN!!!

A good friend has sent some incredible photos of the coolest Halloween treats, costumes and other goodies over in the birthplace of Anpanman and Kitaro.


THE LESSER HALLOWEEN MASCOTS

Analyzing creepy clowns, alien abductors and more!


THE CORE HALLOWEEN MASCOTS

A fresh look at witches, vampires and other basic staples!


31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES III

The final countdown!


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTER'S GREATEST VILLAINS

Samhain, the Bogeyman and the Sandman, to name a few!


THIRTEEN MORE 2015 TREASURES

Come for the Lingerie Skeletons, stay for the Pun Making Hat Skeleton.


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND V

The freakiest, creepiest batch of them all!


UNDERTALE

I'm actually writing these new archive descriptions a year later, and I still think Undertale earned its entire fanatical fandom.


31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES II

Another ten glowing recommendations!


GRAVITY FALLS

The series most monstrous moments...pre-finale, anyway.


LIFE SIZE FLOPPY SALLY

Walgreens has started selling giant, decorative Nightmare Before Christmas characters. We review Sally in detail and talk a bunch about Oogie Boogie.


THIRTEEN 2015 TREASURES

Stop staring at my perfect flawless angel child.


HALLOWEEN UNDERWATER

It was Hagfish Day so I went on a weird rambling tirade about the Halloweenest fish


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND IV

You're not gonna let them get away with that nonsense, are you?!


31 FAVORITE MONSTER MOVIES

I finally tackle the real issues.


SHADOW HEARTS II

I don't trust that JDOG as far as I can throw him.


TARGET 2015

Target Halloween gets Nautical!


SWING, YOU SINNERS

A new look at the wonderful ghosts and goblins in this Fleischer classic.


WAL-MART 2015

One heck of a creepy eyeball, a suspicious flower and other Wal Mart delights.


GHOSTS OF ALIBABA III

With such instant classics as HAT WITH BARKING and LUMINOUS SKELETON


THE NIGHTMARE FUEL OF STEVEN UNIVERSE

From Cat Fingers to Frybo!


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE III

Actually my favorite of the original trilogy!


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS V

Another load of wacko spookuses!


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE: ROUND III

It's time to get artistic on their asses.


SPOOKY SPECIALS TO WATCH ONLINE!

Gregory Horror, Salad Fingers, Junk Head and other fine classics!


TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN AT GORDMAN'S

This place is unbelievable.


BIOSHOCK'S SCRAPPED HORRORS

Bioshock was almost an underwater "Resident Evil." Check out what could have been!


THE SKELETON FISH SHOWDOWN

Two fish enter, one fish leaves.


SHADOW HEARTS

The best monsters from a game with far too many to choose from.


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS IV

Another batch of weirdos, including a giant, haunted "SOON."


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE II

It's time to torture some more pieces of paper.


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE II

Does Pyramid Head still live up to the hype? Maybe he would if people ever got him right anymore.


ALIBABA II

Francois the Dick (ghost)


WORLD MARKET 2015

Some great offerings this year, like a big, goofy, styrofoam vulture!


$13 AT THE DOLLAR TREE 2015

DON'T FEED THE INMATES DAMN IT


HOMUNCULUS NIGHTMARE!

Introducing an original, printable horror scavenger hunt!


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS III

Featuring the "paranatural entity!"


MENARD'S

This Iowa chain had some pretty killer stuff in 2015!


A SILENT HILL MONSTROSPECTIVE

Re-analyzing the monsters of the game that started it all.


LEGO MONSTER MINIFIGURES!

These are freaking adorable.


CRAZY BONEZ!

Who cares if spiders don't have bones? Maybe they should. Did you ever think of that???


HOBBY LOBBY

W....what???


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS II

Another thirteen favorite ghosts who barely received names!


MADOKA MAGICA

Love or hate this series, it has some fantastic monster concepts!


THE GHOSTS OF ALIBABA.COM

This is one haunted website!


SPOOKYTOWN MINIATURES

Hellfire Hydrants, rotting hookers and other wholesome denizens of an ever-expanding holiday village!


THE YUUMAJUU

These Kamen Rider monsters are also bugs and also horror movies.


THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS DEMON PARADE

A look at some of the nuttiest ghouls and specters from the sidelines of this hit cartoon series.


YO-KAI WATCH!

It's about to storm America. Come on in and prepare yourself!


THOSE TRICK

A strange, sad saga.


CRACKER BARREL 2015

Yeah, it's a country restaurant. Yeah, it also sells Halloween junk.


BLOODBORNE

Boy do I have an awful lot to say about an awful lot of things in BLOODBORNE.


GHOSTBUSTERS: THE FILM GHOSTS

Reviewing Slimer, the Terror Dogs and the rest of the gang!


MICHAEL'S 2015

Always one of the first Halloween retailers!


THIRTEEN FREAKY FLORIDA MEMORIES

I finally don't live in Florida anymore. Here are some vaguely Halloween-appropriate things I might almost consider missing.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS V:

Jesus Christ indeed.


THE MONSTER BUCKET:

Just what it says on the tin, or rather on the bucket. It's a bucket. With monsters.


VIRUS ATTACK

WEEEEEE-OHHHHH!!!


LAST ARMAGEDDON: ENEMY ALIENS!

Over fifty wild, wonderful invading aliens from this incredible title!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS IV:

Is this one of the most disturbing batches yet? I still think so, and I'm writing this description two years later!


A TRIBUTE TO ARKTOS

A snowman can be a Halloween monster too. Especially a snowman who is actually a demonic hat, I swear.


LAST ARMAGEDDON: THE BEST DEMON FORMS

I wanted to write about this damn game for at least ten years. It's the epic showdown of demons vs. aliens!


NIGHTMARE BEINGS III

A-GOO-GEE-GEEEEE!


CHILDREN'S MEDICAL PALS

The freakiest mascot characters intended to comfort sickly children.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS II

A GOAT'S SPOUT!


DOCTOR CHAOS

Exploring the enemies and bosses of this odd little NES game.


NIGHTMARE BEINGS!

I showcase and personally illustrate *your* most twisted dream monsters!


APOCALYPSE ZERO

A massive, in-depth look at the creatures and villains of this very, very messed-up manga.


THE BINDING OF ISAAC

A fresh look at every single boss in the latest edition!


THE NIGHTMARE STORY THREAD

Come for the comments! The creepy, creepy comments!


OVER THE GARDEN WALL

My spoiler-free review of a new Halloween classic.


HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP

Here's how my 2014 Halloween went!


THE CHILDREN OF ANA

Incestuous demonic parasites abound in one of the most grotesque and horrific fairy tales you will ever hear.


MAKE A FLESHBEAST

I show you how to turn some foam and paint into a ghastly tumor-friend.


SLIMY SLUDGE V

The terrible truth!


THE UNRELEASED GERMS!

I look at some unmade designs from the "Germs" toy line!


EVEN MORE HALLOWEEN TREASURES

A haunted coat rack!


SLIMY SLUDGE IV

Introducing the big bosses!


THE LIFE AND TIMES OF BAXTER STOCKMAN

A single, pitiful villain has been through more messed-up transformations than quite possibly any other.


PRODUCE

This bizarre horror game is seriously just called "PRODUCE" in the sense of "tasty vegetables."


MORE STUFF

A frankencyclops, a giant fly and a crying skeleton are among this crop of spookies!


BERSERK: TROLL CAVE FAUNA

Let's look at the cool bugs in this screwed up series!


WAL MART 2014

They really went all-out this year!


SLIMY SLUDGE III

CRAAAZY SLIMERSONS and other delightful little fiends!


THE BEST SUBETA AVATARS

Our last Subeta article, exploring some of the coolest, creepiest styles for your human avatar.


U.F.O. AFTERMATH

Reviewing the amazingly unsettling mutants and aliens in an older sci-fi action game!


TARGET 2014

Introducing the cutest Halloween spider and fly you will ever see.


FIELD OF SCREAMS!

A handful of neat things I'm allowed to show you - or totally snuck a photo of - from this massive haunt attraction!


STINK BUGZZZ

A small but lovely little toy line that REALLY STINKS


CVS 2014

This pharmacy chain surprised me with just enough stuff for an article!


MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE NEW D&D MONSTER MANUAL

I'm glad Dungeons and Dragons released its latest Monster Manual within the Halloween season. How does it measure up?


THIRTEEN HALLOWEEN FINDS

Every child wants a plush toy of a cat turning into a smoothie, right?


EXTERLIEN

A dirty ol' hentai game actually has some phenomenal creature designs.


TERMINIX MONSTERS

When slimy tentacle monsters are used to hock insecticide, I don't even know whose side to be on anymore.


SLIMY SLUDGE II

Meet the likes of SLIMY BLOB and 2 KNUCKLEHEADS.


HORRIBLE FRUIST SNACKS

WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY


MUTANT MANIA!

An attempt to capture the success of The Trash Pack in a very different format didn't really take off, but it did have a guy made out of maggots!


MONSTER POPPERS

A cultist of Nyarlathotep, or something, that you can use as a gun. Technology is amazing!


TRASH PACK: 31 MORE FAVORITE TRASHIES

The last hurrah of our Trash Pack articles.


A TRIBUTE TO BAIKINMAN

Japan's favorite disease-ridden space devil can now be yours, too!


THE FREAKIEST SUBETA MINIONS

Our second round of Subeta coverage, focusing on the "minions" your PETS can keep as pets!


MONSTER HIGH: INNER MONSTER

I cannot believe this is a thing


DOLLAR TREE 2014

I spend thirteen bucks to show you the best of D-T's Halloween fare.


BAROQUE

Exploring the bestiary of a forgotten but fiendishly creative game.


NAUSEA MAGGOTS INVADE WAL-MART

Squishy scary skeletons!


SUBETA

The kookiest, spookiest Subeta pets and monsters!


SLIMY SLUDGE

In the war between "Sludge Monsters" and "Rot Zombies," everyone's a winner.


BIG LOTS 2014

Awesome new "Pocket Screamers" and other Big Lots finds!


MUTAGEN MAN

The history of one of the freakiest Ninja Turtles characters!


SPOOKY AQUARIUM STUFF

The wacky, sometimes absurd world of scary fish tank decorations.


A TRIP DOWN MCFARLANE

The rise and fall of the little toy company that tried way, way too had.


VOLFOSS

What the hell even IS Volfoss!? NOBODY KNOWS!


RED TOM

For some reason this Halloween post is just a big rant about my favorite obscure RPG boss.


SECRET CREEPERS!

Fondling a dead dog's brain?! That's for GIRLS.


NURGLE!

I talk about my favorite aspect of Warhammer 40,000, a game I haven't actually played.


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DEAD HEADZ

I turn a bicycle helmet into a spider!


SPOOKY GOOPY!

Did you know "Creepy Crawlers" tried to have an action figure line?


YU-GI-OH WORMS

Almost none of these things even look like worms, but what they do look like is drop-dead sexy.


DARK SOULS

My favorite Dark Souls monsters!


MAD SCIENTIST!

A long-overdue article on one of the creepiest children's toy lines ever conceived.


THE WORLD OF SKELETON FIGURINES

Everyone says this is the funniest thing I ever wrote. I guess I agree.


THE TRASH PACK: JUNK GERMS

I review every single spore, mold and fungus in the last real "Trash Pack" wave!


IT'S HALLOWEEN

IT'S HALLOWEEN DAMN IT


HALLOWEEN 2013 WRAP-UP

The final curtain.


THE SPOOKIEST X&Y POKEMON

This was practically the Halloween Pokemon Generation.


THE HIT-ME-HIT-ME-HIT-ME MONSTER

The true story of my imaginary childhood friend.


CRANE MACHINE FINDS

Spooky kooks courtesy THE CLAW


HALLOWEEN MASKS IV

The final batch!


PERSONAL NIGHTMARE FUEL: ROSEANNE'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

This is my worst childhood story ever.


DON'T GET SPOOKED!

Play my illustrated text game!


HALLOWEEN MASKS III

Even more Halloween mask reviews!


NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: ERNEST

Eugh.


FIVE MISCELLANEOUS FINDS!

A solar-powered ghost, a zombie nurse and a dog cloaker!


NIGHTMARE FUEL STORIES: THE KOOL AID DREAM

Waaaaap. Waaaaaaaaaap.


THE CONVULSING NURSE

Best Halloween animatronic, or VERY best?


CRYSTAL CATACOMBS ART!

I did illustrations for an indie game!


HAPPY NIGHTMARE MEMORIES

I sure had a lot of them.


MORE HALLOWEEN MASKS

It's me. I'm the muck monster.


O.M.F.G!

I designed a minifigure!


THE MONSTER CEREALS

At long last, you can hear my opinion on Boo Berry.


SPIRIT 2013

Oh my god, the giant zombie toad.


INFLATABLE SLENDERMAN

Looks like you made the big leagues, buddy.


GRAVE BUGS!!!

OH MY GOSH


HALLOWEEN EXPRESS

Check out what this Halloween specialty store stocked in 2013!


ZOMBIE PENS

The gang's all here!


MENARD'S 2013

A midwest chain has quite a few choice spookuses!


A SPOOKY ABANDONED FARMHOUSE

We found some amazing things in an old, rotten house in Iowa!


NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: POB

He's notorious among a certain generation of British children...but why?


HALLOWEEN MASKS

I finally get around to reviewing Halloween masks!


CASPER'S SCARE SCHOOL: THE REFLESHERATOR

An adorable episode of an adorable cartoon.


GORE GALORE

Known for its incredibly massive costume-puppet hybrid products!


PARTY CITY 2013

Eyeball mouth monster rings and more!


THE UNSCRUPULOUS BORFLADGE

YOUR FAVORITE WOBSOITE


POKEWEEN

A spOoOoOoky pokemans countdown!


MONSTER IN MY POCKET

My personal favorites from a toy line close to my heart!


HAUNTED PROPS

Some of the most impressive, if monstrously expensive, Halloween items you can order from this specialty store!


THE GREGORY HORROR SHOW

Every monster from one of the greatest cube-based cartoons of all time.


NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: TRICKY DICKY

What IS this guy's problem?


WHERE ARE ALL THE CREEPY COSTUMES?

Seriously, America, what happened?


TEN BIG PLASTIC FLIES

The purchase of a lifetime.


THE MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL HISTORY

My favorite thing about the Maryland Renaissance Festival!


THE TRASH PACK

31 of my favorite sentient, mutant garbage imps!


FLY MASKS

Reviewing the knowns selection of Dipteran Halloween disguises!


SOUL SACRIFICE

The best monsters from this weird, weird game.


NAUSEA QUEST

ANDJOY A WORBD GAEME!!???


SAFARI ANOMALOUS

The coolest items from this online prop and costume maker!


NIGHTMARE FUEL REVIEW: THE REPAIRMEN

Remembered like the Lynchian fever dream that it is.


THE LIFE SIZE TINGLER!

Mine at last!


HALLOWEEN 2013: AN INTRODUCTION

Things are gonna be a little different this year.


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Halloween Classics

THE GREATEST PAPER BAG IN THE WORLD

I know that's a pretty bold statement, but I'll take it to the grave.


BIG HEADS

Your handy guide to the now ultra-rare "big head" Halloween monsters!


THE BOGLIN SKULL

A spookular skello with pilfered pythons!!!


THE CRAWLING BRAIN

...And its child, non-crawling brain!


FRIGHTPROPS bugs!

An exceedingly huge, rubber snail and huge, rubber grubworm!


GHOST EYES

My god these are adorable.


MADDOGS MONSTERS

A squeaky brain alien in a UFO. A SQUEAKY BRAIN ALIEN IN A UFO.


THE MAGNIFICENT MAGGOTS

True to their name!


THE MUMMYMEN

I still can't get over how much I love these guys.


SCREAMERS

There sure are a lot of these things. No, we're not talking about youtube videos that yell at you.


SPIDER-MANIA!

Just one of those days.


SQUEEZE MONSTERS

...Which really doesn't even begin to describe these things adequately.


SQUIRT MONSTERS

Hideous heads that projectile vomit!


HALLOWEEN TIE-UPS

Kinky.


WORM EYES

Or...tongue eyes? I don't even know.


GOB

Stop it, Gob. I mean it.


SPOOKY CHICKENS!

In three flavors!


FAVORITE SCP'S III

Another round of classic skippies!


WORLD MYTHOLOGY: RANGDA

Who is she?


FAVORITE SCP'S II

More essypees!


FUAN NO TANE

A brief introduction to this now-classic manga!


FAVORITE SCP'S

What!? You don't know what SCP's are!?


THE MOST HORRIFYING POKEMON

...As of 2012, anyway.


WHAT HAPPENED TO ZOMBIES?

A bit of an essay, I suppose, on why zombies are so bloody BORING.


FRANKEN FRAN

My favorite moments from the life and times of a good, trustworthy medical practitioner.


THE BINDING OF ISAAC

My first-ever look at some favorite monsters and bosses from BOI!


HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS

My experience at Universal Studios on Halloween!


HALLOWEEN WRAP-UP

The October 31st, 2012 post!


IT'S COMING

It ain't over til it's over...and it ain't over.


ALTERNATIVE APOCALYPSES

Seriously, enough with the zombies already.


THE BOOK OF FIENDS

I look at some crawling spunk ghosts and other delights from a role-playing supplement that tries a little hard.


BOSCH DEMONS III:

Even more terrible birds!


THE HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR OF SPOOKY DOOM

A great ZIM episode, and a great Halloween special!


SKILEVAKS

What are they, and what do they want???


WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE DULLAHAN

Seldom portrayed as it was actually described...


THINGS!

A miscellany wrap-up post!


BOSCH DEMONS II

Boschier than before!


NATIONAL HAGFISH DAY

Enjoy some hagfish facts!


DOLLARWEEN

Dollar Tree, Dollar General and Family Dollar in an all-out brawl!


THE BOOK OF VILE DARKNESS

My favorite eViL sPellS oF ~*~*~ViLe DArkNeSs~*~*~


GOOSEBUMPS!

My thirteen favorite Goosebumps monsters!


BOSCH DEMONS

The master of goofy-bird-headed horror!


HALLOWEEN CITY

A rarely-seen Halloween specialty store!


THE SPOOKIEST DIGIMON

All of whom survived forever.


SPIRIT 2012

What was good at Spirit Halloween this year? Find out!


INSECT PUMPKIN STENCILS

Why not??


THE BEST TIE IN THE WORLD

...And it got away.


EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS: FEAR ITSELF

An episode review!


WORLD MYTHOLOGY: THE JIANG-SHI

What's the *real* deal with hopping "vampires?"


MORE BIG LOTS STUFF

Big Lots was on fire this year!


NEOPETS: THE SPOOKIEST PETPETS!

Neopets can have pets of their own. Pets like a colon and a snotrag!


IT'S LIKE A MOVIE

IT'S A B-MOVIE SHOW!


THE DICTIONAIRRE INFERNAL

Seriously, Behemoth, knock it off.


MARSHALLS 2012

Exceedingly fancy spiders and more!


THE SINGING BRAIN CARD

OH MAN


WORLD MYTHOLOGY: GAKI

What's a "hungry ghost" anyway?


THE BAY

I got paid money by a movie about fish lice!


NEOPETS: THE BRAIN TREE

The best thing that still exists on neopets.com


FIVE FAVORITE "COURAGE: THE COWARDLY DOG" MONSTERS

Car broke, Phone, Yes?!


BIG LOTS

Radioactive skeletons and more!


HALLOWEEN 2012

...HAS BEEN CANCELLED, SORRY.