Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:

New Behavior

Submitted by John Sanders

Back in the late 2010s, we all thought it was amazing when whales began luring fish into their mouths by just sitting there with their mouths open, letting fish “hide” in there from birds.

We thought this was cool, funny, or interesting, and I shared this opinion for most of my life up to this point.


A Jovian station took out my main engine with a Magnetically guided plasma lance, possibly thinking I was a pirate. I steered my ship with my auxiliary and landed in a cave on the surface of titan while I let my nanomachines do repairs.


When the cave closed I felt fear like I'm sure only those fish ever experienced..