Bogleech.com's 2018 Horror Write-off:
A Good Pet
Submitted by Derpghost
My doggy's nice!
He's very big, so big he shakes the ground!
He's very slow, so slow he has trouble catching up!
He's very gentle, so gentle it doesn't hurt!
He's very fluffy, so fluffy you can't breathe!
I love him!
My parents didn't but Doggy fixed them real good!
He fixed me real good!
I love my doggy, he never leaves.