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Ultra Ruin

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THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE ALOLA EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. AN EXPLOSION HAS BEEN DETECTED IN: REACTOR 3. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THE FOLLOWING SETTLEMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDERS: HAU'OLI CI-
THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE ALOLA EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. AN EXPLOSION HAS BEEN DETECTED IN: REACTOR 1. THE AREA OF CONTAMINATION IS GREATER THAN PREVIOUSLY ESTIMATED. THE FOLLOWING SETTLEMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDERS: ALL SETTLEMENTS ON MELEMELE IS-
THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE ALOLA EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. AN EXPLOSION HAS BEEN DETECTED IN: REACTOR 4. THE AREA OF FALLOUT IS EXPECTED TO SPREAD DUE TO STRONG NORTH-WESTERNLY WINDS. THE FOLLOWING SETTLEMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDERS: ALL SETTLEMENTS ON MELEMELE, AKALA, AND ULA'U-
THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE ALOLA EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. AN EXPLOSION HAS BEEN DETECTED IN: REACTOR 2. THE FOLLOWING SETTLEMENTS HAVE BEEN ISSUED MANDATORY EVACUATION ORDERS: ALL SETTLEMENTS ON MELEMELE, AKALA, AND ULA'ULA ISLAND. EVACUEES ARE ORDERED TO REPORT TO AETHER PARADISE FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION AND DECONTAMINATION PROTOCOLS. EVACUEES WILL THEN BE RELOCATED TO PONI ISLAND FOR LONG-TERM SETTLEMENT. FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE ISSUED AS NEEDED.
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THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE ALOLA EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. NATURE HAS PLAYED A CRUEL JOKE ON US. OUR METROLOGISTS HAVE DETECTED THAT PREVAILING WINDS THROUGHOUT THE REGION HAVE ABRUPTLY SHIFTED DIRECTION TO THE SOUTH-WEST. THE KALOSIAN GOVERNMENT HAS AGREED TO TAKE IN THE SURVIVING POPULATION OF ALOLA AS EMERGENCY REFUGEES. PLEASE GATHER YOUR ESSENTIALS AND REPORT TO THE DOCKS IN SEAFOLK VILLAGE IN AN ORDERLY MANNER.
THERE IS NO PLACE LEFT FOR US HERE. THE ISLANDS WILL BE RETURNED TO THE GODS. FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW.