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"Off My Chest"

Submitted by Dandelion Steph

Leeches on My Chest EWW HELP!

Mothersdaughter22:

I got leeches on my chest, I dont know why or how. Theyre on my upper chest, the pecs I think. Im scared, I think theyre swelling with my blood. HELP

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Danklepham

How old are you, mothersdaughter22? Are you a boy or a girl?

Mothersdaughter22

Im 11. Why? Of course Im a girl, Im a daughter see the username.

Danklepham

Those things on your chest aren't leeches. They're breast buds. You're undergoing puberty. It's hard to talk about, especially on the Internet, where people can be very crude. You should go ask your mother about this.

Mothersdaughter22

They arent brests!!! They have tails!!!!!1!!!

Dankepham

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