Bogleech.com's 2013 Horror Write-off:
" As Seen on TV "
Submitted by Cuttlefish King
Greetings, sir! Can I interest you in some commercially grown annelids?
As seen on TV.
Oh I assure you, they have a veritable myriad of uses
I have a case right here, actually.
Care to take a look?
Please, sir, calm down.
Calm down, sir.
What if I told you our facility guarantees that all products remain a minimum of 86% organic?
What if I told you our facility offers a 100% cash-back guarantee if you are not 100% satisfied with your product?
What if I told you I'd offer you a free case,
I'll even pay for it!
Yes, I'll definitely leave if you accept this offer.
I'll even put in a word with Management, keep the other sellers off your lawn.
Pleasure doing business with you, sir
Here's my card.
Call when you've got a good colony going and want to start selling, alright?
Oh, it'll happen