Bogleech.com's 2013 Horror Write-off:

" As Seen on TV "

Submitted by Cuttlefish King

Greetings, sir! Can I interest you in some commercially grown annelids?

Yes, annelids!

As seen on TV.

Oh I assure you, they have a veritable myriad of uses

I have a case right here, actually.

Care to take a look?

Please, sir, calm down.

Calm down, sir.

Calm

Down.

What if I told you our facility guarantees that all products remain a minimum of 86% organic?

What if I told you our facility offers a 100% cash-back guarantee if you are not 100% satisfied with your product?

What if I told you I'd offer you a free case,

Right here

Right now.

I'll even pay for it!

Yes, I'll definitely leave if you accept this offer.

I'll even put in a word with Management, keep the other sellers off your lawn.

Pleasure doing business with you, sir

Here's my card.

Call when you've got a good colony going and want to start selling, alright?

Oh, it'll happen

Trust me