Bogleech.com's first Halloween art gallery
  Strange things can happen when an underpaid commercial artist needs to fill 100 pages with family-friendly monsters for children to scribble all over. Take for instance the seasonal "BIG FUN" books by generic publisher "Better-than-Broccoli Books". Within its cryptic pages, sandwiched between totally ordinary drawings of pumpkins and bats, there dwell scattered images of pure, primal, nightmareish horror like none the mortal world has ever been prepared for.

   I am referring, of course, to a vampire eating corn:
  We will never know what devastating psychological repercussions this seemingly harmless image may have already burned into the fragile imaginations of countless American children, but we can know this:

   Vampires eating corn are Halloween in its Purest, most Powerful form.

   And that, readers, is a message only YOU can bring to life! Send in your own artwork of a vampire eating corn on the cob to bogleech@hotmail.com along with the name you prefer to go by and any personal link you would like to accompany your submission.
!CONTEST WINNER!
Theaters in Heaven must never stop playing this.
  As a hopelessly optimistic pleaser, judging a "contest" turned out to be the hardest thing I've ever had to do for the site. I sincerely love every last entry I received for a wide variety of reasons, and had I the resources, every one of them would earn some sort of prize...but then I guess I'd look even fruitier than I do now-diddly-ow.

   Thus, it is both for effort and for number of votes by strangers on message boards that Brokk and his epic hypothetical film-poster walk away (from their mailbox) with a box of weird, random stuff I didn't need anymore. For everyone else, drop me another line via e-mail if you own your own website or deviantart gallery, so that I may link it from your usernames here.
RUNNERS UP:
(I would rather think of them as "co-winners")
Daimera's diabolical ghoul! Track her down on Deviantart for some of the best monster art you will ever see.
A boy named Edgar fends off the dread SWAMP VAMPIRE!
Behold the true form of the cornpire! I think the choice in color is what really makes this one.
One of two snazzy entries by horror artiste Mister Trioxin!
By Gee By Daimera By Lord Desayn By Mister Trioxin
-The Gallery-
(Link goes to Tokka's vampire-eating-corn page!!!)
By TOKKA of Tokka'z Krib
This adorable little sprite is the littlest vampire sent in, fit for an SNES horror game.
Based on the "vampire" enemy from the arcade game, Return of Ishtar!
Boyakki's cornpire with his favorite corn condiments.
A great pixel-art Cornpire!
By AJCP By Azes13 By Boyakki
By Acidonia
A couple of adorable Malaysian vampires, as discussed in one of the site articles!
Slick and styleish!
It's Bunnicula! What, you don't know who Bunnicula is? What ARE they making you read in school then?
Cornpires crossing the delaware. This is the part the Historians always get wrong.
By Sparky By Ryan By Josh Wojcik By Angharadty
This mental vampire from "Fiend Without a Face" has discovered the succulent intelligence of corn. RUN PIGGIE, RUN!
Seriously, Inky, how do you even eat?
Hematophage ingesting maize!
By SMK By Corpsecreature COOOORN!!! By Hisham Hasan
A bold, dynamic painting of one ghastly vegetarian Nosferatu! One of my personal favorites.
You would already know this if you had Animal Planet.
A particular dashing duke of the night enjoying a crisp, farm-fresh victim.
As Ken explains, the only thing scarier than a vampire eating corn is a vampire eating corn....IN HELL!
By Ken Moulton By Keyshe54 By Zodar By Finfreeze T. Darvon
BIG corn...or little vampire? YOU DECIDE (actually it's big corn)
Nyum, nyum, nyum!
This guy kinda looks like an Italian mobster, too. Don't mess with THE FAMILY.
True horror fans know exactly what this is.
Also by Mister Trioxin By Nathan By Nematode
By Phobos-Romulus
KOFFINNNNGGG!
Koffing? Koffinnng!
A Comic by Outhouse Inferno
...And for your minor amusement, here are more choice pages of "BIG FUN!"
Those aren't your precious eggs, Queenie...someone's pulled a switcheroo! If you see this man, contact your local authorities immediately This is a Halloween image because there is a pumpkin and that is a piranha.
The perpetrator may change disguises at any moment! This one is actually pretty damn creepy I have nothing to say...I'm just partial to sludge beasts.
Hilarious!!! The pumpkin cannot handle a sight this gruesome. Someone's been watching too much anime.
If you see this man... Whatever he's burying, it's probably much more sinister than bats.
I just like this one.