>Ask Willis!


First off, Willis, we love you and it isn't your fault if Anna isn't herself right now.
WILLIS:

Oh...I guess not...but I shoulda known stuff's been all messed up. I'm glad everybody likes me though.


What else did your mom tell you about Anna and her gas?
WILLIS:

Oh, ummm...Anna makes the gas for the whole Hospital, but she only likes to be around one doctor. I'm...I'm not remeberin him too good...sorry.

Mom says the gas opens up your core to perceivin a lotta other stuff, but then a lotta stuff can perceive you back so she usu'lly has one of her eyes watch out until you're back.


Just what kind of "stuff" comes after gassed patients?
WILLIS:

Reverbinators mostly...even bellhops. Worms an' abyssie guys come around too. Mom says the opened up core is "juicy."


Can we ask how you're hearing us?
WILLIS:

Huh? Her core opened up so you fell out! Duh!


How long will Fern be out for?
WILLIS:

Ummm...I can feel her comin around but it's slow. I think...'bout eight or nine layers???


Can you try to hide Fern somewhere?
WILLIS:

I don't think there's a safe place...mom says the open core is like a hole things can use to sneak in here an' attack your real self.


Should we go find Magdolene?
WILLIS:

The maze place might be the worstest right now...you can smell bad things already, and you can feel worser things tryin' to vibrate in...it's fun but I don't think it's safe...


What about shielding her?
WILLIS:

I can't keep that up for layers...but if somethin' comes out, I'll try!


Is there anybody you can get, then? Can you have Fern follow you?
WILLIS:

Maybe...I dunno...I think we just gotta watch her.


What do you want to be when you grow up?
WILLIS:

...Huh?

Oh, um...I think mom hopes I'll be a doctor, but, I'm not the kind of thing that's a doctor...I dunno. I guess mostly I wanna be BIG!


What's your favorite type of blood?
WILLIS:

GREY ZONEDER!!! Um...not like Miss Fern...the kind that are about to get dead. They aren't usin it no more!


Could you take one of those gauze moths with you? We think the Macrobobby might like it.
WILLIS:

Oh! Maybe! Lemme see if I can reach 'a...


ACQUIRED: GAUZE MOTH

A harmless if mildly annoying Hospital pest.


Willis, we want you to know you've been doing a GOOD JOB at EVERYTHING.
WILLIS:

Yay!!! I know that!!! But I'm glad you can tell!!!!


YOU MAY CONTINUE TO ASK WILLIS QUESTIONS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN FERN





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