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SALUTATIONS, PROTOID. I AM WASTE BANK TERMINAL ZZZ-Z-33-Z, AND THIS IS MY COUNTERPART BUBBLE MERCHANT V2X-UMMBULE.

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YOUR CURRENT DEPOSITABLE NUTRIENT LOAD IS 750 EXCRETION CRYSTALS.

AMD BUBBS:

OUR INVENTORY HAS BEEN UPDATED.

FLUNCHENATING BLIB: 17EXC

ESSENTIAL TOOL FOR THE SIMULATION OF BLIB FLUNCHEONS.

FUNCTION UNKNOWN: 1EXC

FUNCTION THEORY: MODULAR CRANIAL EXOSHELL FOR GREY RANGE ORGANISM, POSSIBLY "DACK."

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 1EXC

ODOROUS ORGANIC MASS, HOMOGENEOUS MATRIX. FUNCTION THEORY: GREY ZONE WEAPON.

INERT CORPUS: 1EXC

CORPUS OF UNIDENTIFIED BIOFORM. NONFUNCTIONATE.

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 1EXC

REVOLTING NONFLESH MATTERCLOT. SCREAMS INTERMITTENTLY. FUNCTION THEORY: INTERROGATION MECHANISM.

INORGANIC EFFIGY: 1EXC

OBJECT EXHIBITS BARBARIC MIMICRY OF UNKNOWN FLESHFORM. FUNCTION THEORY: EMPLOYED BY GREY BIOMORPHS TO LURE SIMPLE-MINDED PREY.

FLEP: 81EXC

DELICIOUS FLEP ESSENTIAL FOR CRUSTENATING A PLOOB SHLOID. ENHANCES THREAT CAPACITY IN VIOLENT CONFRONTATIONS.

GREB LEBLER: 44EXC

THE FLAVOR AND NUTRIENT OFFERINGS OF A SLEB LEBLER WITH ONLY HALF THE GLARTCH.

INK SAC: 100EXC

PHYSIOLOGICAL AUGMENTATION ENABLES EMERGENCY EXPULSION OF OPAQUE FLUID AND RETREAT FROM HOSTILE BIOFORMS.

OOLD POLLEP: 55EXC

BIOMATRIX GERMINATION NODE INITIATES IMMEDIATE RECONSTITUTION ON LOSS OF BIOFUNCTIONALITY.

INERT CORPUS: 1EXC

COVERED IN A FIBROUS KERATIN LAYER. BELIEVED TO REPRESENT INTERMEDIATE STAGE BETWEEN GREYMORPH "BABBY" AND "ADALT."

SWARL CLISTER: 87EXC

DELICIOUS CLISTER EXUDES SWARL FLAVORING. NOT FOR OTTOMAN CONSUMPTION: EXTREME VOLATILITY PREDICTED.

FLENST HOIM: 10EXC

ATTRACTANT GLAND INCREASES FREQUENCY OF VIOLENT ENGAGEMENT WITH SIMILAR BIOFORMS.

GRAT COLUMN: 50EXC

NEURAL IMPLANT FACILITATES PRECISION TARGETING IN HOSTILE CONFRONTATIONS.

H'LETH BLADDER: 60EXC

INCEASES EXPENDABLE TISSUE CAPACITY BY 20%

VENULOM DROPPLER: 250EXC

AUGMENTS KERATINOUS APPENDAGES WITH BIOVOLATILE CHEMICAL SECRETION.

ANCILLARY STORAGE BLADDER, TRIPLICATE: 200EXC

INCREASES STORED OBJECT CAPACITY.

SLICKLEBRAT: 20EXC

SLICKLES BRATS.

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PARDON OUR MESS.

UNKNOWN FUNCTION: 300EXC

DISTRESSES US IN OUR POSSESSION. EXUDES THE SENSE OF A PRESENTLY INDETERMINATE ZONE. WILL TRADE FOR OBJECTS OF SIMILAR CONSTRUCTION.





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