L15 BUNSLOB ATTACKS!
CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!
FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (HOMING UPGRADE ACTIVE)
WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)
EYESLOB (L13) (ATK:11)
>FERN AND WILLIS: BLOCK! EYESLOB: TALK!!
You brave yourself, and consider for a moment how accustomed you've grown to the buzzers...almost indistinguishable from some instinct all your own at this point...is that...good?
FERN USED BLOCK!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
WILLIS USED SHIELD!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
DAMAGE REDUCED TO 1 THIS TURN!
EYESLOB:
Hyegh hyegh! Wawwalpf!?!
Hyegh hyegh! Wawwalpf!?!
BUNSLOB:
Hhhhhhhgggg...hhhhhgggggg...
hhhhhhhoooooorrrrgaaaannic-c-c-c
Hhhhhhhgggg...hhhhhgggggg...
hhhhhhhoooooorrrrgaaaannic-c-c-c
FERN:
WaitWHAT!?! IT TALKED!?!?
WaitWHAT!?! IT TALKED!?!?
WILLIS:
Uhhh...did it?
Uhhh...did it?
EYESLOB:
FLEUB dijikk klebch!!!!
FLEUB dijikk klebch!!!!
BUNSLOB:
hhhHHHHENERGyy!! BIONNNNNATUROIDAL ENERGYYYY!!! EVERY REAL MAMAMAMATERIALS!!!!!
hhhHHHHENERGyy!! BIONNNNNATUROIDAL ENERGYYYY!!! EVERY REAL MAMAMAMATERIALS!!!!!
FERN:
What?! Hey...hang on...if you can talk let's sto-
What?! Hey...hang on...if you can talk let's sto-
WILLIS:
Fern...I don't hear anything...
Fern...I don't hear anything...
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
The thing continues raving as it zig-zags faster than the eye can see, claws bared.
"HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! NO C-C-C-CHEMICALLLED!!! ONE HUNDRED TYPE V-VVVVITAMIN SKIDDOO!!! THAT'S-A WHAT'S WHAT, FLESHO!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:4, 3, 7, 10, 11, 13, 15, 19, 16, 15 (5 DAMAGE!)
The thing continues raving as it zig-zags faster than the eye can see, claws bared.
"HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! NO C-C-C-CHEMICALLLED!!! ONE HUNDRED TYPE V-VVVVITAMIN SKIDDOO!!! THAT'S-A WHAT'S WHAT, FLESHO!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
WILLIS LOSES 1 HEALTH!
EYESLOB LOSES 5 HEALTH!
Despite its gaping new wound, the slob bobs its big eyeball "head" enthusiastically, clapping its tiny hind feet together as though in applause...but raises a taloned hand nonetheless, poised to retaliate if you only give the word...
Despite its gaping new wound, the slob bobs its big eyeball "head" enthusiastically, clapping its tiny hind feet together as though in applause...but raises a taloned hand nonetheless, poised to retaliate if you only give the word...
>FERN AND SLOB: ATTACK! WILLIS: HEAL!
FERN DEPLOYED THE ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT!
ENEMY MALADY DAMAGE WILL BE HALVED THIS BATTLE!
(Sorry, Fern, it doesn't work as well on you as it does in the hands of a Hospital doctor)
ENEMY MALADY DAMAGE WILL BE HALVED THIS BATTLE!
(Sorry, Fern, it doesn't work as well on you as it does in the hands of a Hospital doctor)
WILLIS USED TRANSFUSE!
5 HEALTH TRANSFERRED TO EYESLOB!
EYESLOB RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
5 HEALTH TRANSFERRED TO EYESLOB!
EYESLOB RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:12 (MISS!)
STRIKE ROLL:
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"PUUUUUURE COLLOIDAL NATURE JUICES vvvvvVITALIZE YOUR ENERGY FIELD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:2, 7, 5, 3, 15, 13, 14, 15, 15, 20(6 DAMAGE!)
"PUUUUUURE COLLOIDAL NATURE JUICES vvvvvVITALIZE YOUR ENERGY FIELD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 6 HEALTH!
WILLIS LOSES 6 HEALTH!
EYESLOB LOSES 6 HEALTH!
"MEPP!!! MEPPP!!!! MEPP!!!"
You still can't tell if the slob is angry or delighted by this battle.
"MEPP!!! MEPPP!!!! MEPP!!!"
You still can't tell if the slob is angry or delighted by this battle.
WILLIS: DRAIN! FERN AND EYESLOB: BLOCK!
WILLIS USED DRINK!
WILLIS DRAINS 4 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
WILLIS DRAINS 4 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
BUNSLOB LOSES FOUR HEALTH!
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"GUARANTEEDREALMATTER!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:9, 14, 15, 15, 16, 19, 17, 19, (8 DAMAGE!)
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"GUARANTEEDREALMATTER!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES 1 HEALTH!
WILLIS LOSES 8 HEALTH!
EYESLOB LOSES 1 HEALTH!
ATTACK!!!!
This...hasn't gone well. You can either keep getting worn down, or you can try to take the thing out in one go.
FERN USED SLASH!
+1 DAMAGE ROLLS:13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 15, 15, 17 (6 DAMAGE!)
+1 DAMAGE ROLLS:
WILLIS USED DRINK!
WILLIS DRAINS 3 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
WILLIS DRAINS 3 HEALTH FROM BUNSLOB!
EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:16 (HIT!)
10, 11, 14, 2, 15, 15, 20, 16 (4 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL:
BUNSLOB LOSES FOUR HEALTH!
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:3, 2, 3, 16, 14, 18, 17, 20, 15, 15, (7 DAMAGE!)
BUNSLOB USED TALON DASH!
"NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD!!!!"
DAMAGE ROLL:
FERN LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
WILLIS LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
EYESLOB... IS PASSED OVER!
This time, the creature avoids striking its fellow slob.
EYESLOB USED SLASH!
STRIKE ROLL:17 (HIT!)
9, 2, 12, 6, 5, 15, 16, 19 (3 DAMAGE!)
STRIKE ROLL:
BUNSLOB LOSES REMAINING HEALTH!
"ADULTS AND CHILDREN TAKE 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY-"
"ADULTS AND CHILDREN TAKE 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY 1 EVERY-"
