A familiar, yet alien shape hovers upright in the air as it regards you with a wild, blood red eye.

As the last droplets of worm blood run cleanly off its slick flesh, the thing blinks, clicks its bony jaws a few times...and emits an ear-splitting SQUEAL.

AN L16 DOLPHIN ATTACKS!







Music: Donkey Kong Country 2 - Crocodile Cacaphony

CHOOSE YOUR ACTION!

FERN (L14) (ATK:8) (STRIKE +1)



WILLIS (L15) (ATK:0)



EYESLOB (L13) (ATK:11)




>Fern: Deploy Kidney Stone! Willis: Drink! Eyeslob: Block!

FERN UNLEASHED THE BABY KIDNEY STONE!

1 malady damage to opponent each turn!

WILLIS USED DRINK!

1/4 OPPONENT'S CURRENT HP STOLEN! (ROUNDED UP)

+

EYESLOB USED NO!!!

All damage to Eyeslob reduced to 1 this turn!

DOLPHIN LOSES 10 HEALTH!





DOLPHIN USED ACID SPOUT!

The dolphin titters happily as its entire body PULSES with a wet, crunchy sound, veins bulging up its length before its blowhole erupts with a geyser of vivid, steaming yellow mucus.

AREA ATTACK! DEFENSES 50% IGNORED!

DAMAGE ROLL: 10, 3, 10 (23!)

23 / 3 TARGETS (ROUNDED UP): 8 DAMAGE!

FERN LOSES 8 HEALTH!



WILLIS LOSES 8 HEALTH!



EYESLOB LOSES 4 HEALTH!




>Fern: USE THE SLEEPY BEVERAGE!

FERN USED THE SLEEPY BEVERAGE!

STRIKE ROLL: 18! (HIT!) You successfully hurl the cold, congealed coffee-stuff into the Dolphin's horrible face-hole.

The creature shakes its head a few times, then floats to the floor like a feather and begins to emit exaggerated snoring sounds.

...It doesn't move, but you're now reminded of a seemingly useless trivia factoid you probably last heard when you were just a kid.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.





...Now what?







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