You decide to keep a low profile and save your fake I.D. for a more dire situation. You try to mingle with the crowd, asking general questions about what's going on...
PINK HAIRED SCALP:

Uhh, I can't hair you. I don't talk to secondary characters.

CANTANKEROUS EMBRYO:

I'M TRYIN TA COMPLAIN HEA, SHUT'CHA YAP!

MUSCLE TISSUE:

DON'T BRING NO SWORD TO THIS GUNSHOW! YEAH!!!!

HAND:

I don't have time for this. Do you even know what time is? It doesn't grow on just any trees.

KYLE:

I'M KYLE? I'M KYLE!

DIGESTIVE GAS:

Haha! Somebody light a match!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KIDNEYS:

No cutting in line! Or disorganized mob!

KYLE:

I'M...

BLADDER:

Ack! D-d-don't touch me! Who knows WHERE you've been! Filthy....FILTHY....hnnng...

KYLE:

...KYLE!

It seems like nothing here will give you a straight answer, when it's even willing to acknowledge you at all. Many of the beings simply continue to berate the intake window, as though you aren't even there.





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