>Try the Blacklight

You suddenly remember the blacklight you recently purchased. You're not entirely sure how it would be useful, exactly, but in this place, you never know-


PHANTOM STAIN:

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MYSTERY STAIN:

iFff it CaN sssssEEEEssss uSSS wE cAn EaTssSSSsss iT


PHANTOM STAIN:

....SeEEEssss uSSssSSS....


MYSTERY STAIN:

....EatSSssSSSSss it....


PECULIAR STAIN:

uhh not to ruin the ambience and all but I'm pretty sure it can hear us as long as that thing's on too


MYSTERY STAIN:

...fffffffffffff....

....udge.

....Do over?