>Stab the fogger

It's a crazy idea, but those have worked out in your favor a few times now. You jam your wooden shard into the flimsy, aluminum can, splattering it with concentrated...whatever it is. Whatever it is that monsters use as pesticide against sapient kidney stones. You don't want to know.



KIDNEY STONE MOTHER:
I HEARD THAT.

I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

HEH HEH. HEHEHEHEH.


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