>"I'll reorganize your FACE if you don't tell me where my son is!"

You're too confused, nauseous and agitated to care what they've got you tripping out on at the moment, which probably explains both your surroundings and your sudden surge of anger. You can't think of any reason they would separate you from your child.
THE DOOHICKEY:
Oh, of course, forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones.

I can assure you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!