EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM, WIGGLES IS WIGGLING! HE WIGGLES BECAUSE HE IS HAPPY. HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE CAN WIGGLE!
BALLOONA LOVES BALLOONS. SHE LOVES THEM SO MUCH THAT SHE IS SOME BALLOONS! SHE WILL NOT POP BECAUSE OF HER POWERFUL SURFACE TENSION. SHE IS A GOOD DEFENDER AND KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE STICK.
EVERY OCTOPUS IS PRECOIUS BUT IF THERE IS A BAD ONE IT IS BADDY! YOU CAN TELL THAT HE IS BAD BECAUSE HE IS THE UGLYEST JUST LIKE PEOPLE. BADDY IS THE ONE WHO WILL TRICK YOU!
FERDENAND IS THE KEEPER OF THE GIANT BOTTLE. HE CAN MAKE ANYTHING BE INSIDE THE BOTTLE SO SOMETIMES WE NEED MILK BUT SOMETIMES WE NEED POISON. FERDENAND IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP.
CAPN IS BIG! CAPN IS ALSO A GRUMP BUT HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD. IF YOU ARE IN DANGER CAPN WILL BE THE ONE TO COME AND GET YOU. CAPN HAS A MAGIC DINGY. MAYBE HE WILL LET YOU INSIDE.
CREEPY GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HIS MOTHER WAS A CREEPY CRAWLERS THING MAKER PLAY SET. CREEPY IS STILL A CHILD BUT HE IS ALWAYS FULL OF SCARY STORIES. IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A SCARY STORY, TALK TO CREEPY!
PET FISH GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HE HAS A PET FISH. PET FISH ALWAYS LOOKS AT HIS PET FISH. PET FISH LOVES HIS PET FISH!
HUGO IS STRONG! HUGO IS THE GAURD OF THE TREASURE CAVE. ONLY HUGO KNOWS THE PASSWORD BUT HE WILL TELL YOU IF YOU SMILE AND YOU ARENT A BAD CRAB. IF YOU ARE A GOOD CRAB LIKE GUSTO HE WILL ALSO TELL YOU.
GUSTO IS AMAZING! GUSTO IS THE ONLY GOOD CRAB. HE IS FREINDS WITH HUGO. THEY ARE ALWAYS PLAYING IN THE TREASURE CAVE BUT WHEN DANGER STRIKES THEY LEAP TO ACTION!!! GUSTO IS LITTLE BUT HE IS SMART. YOU COULD SAY HE IS THE SMART ONE.
HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS MAKING THINGS. HE IS A LEGENDARY ARTIST OF TENTACLE TOWN. IF YOU ASK HIM HE WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT IS ALWAYS BORING. WE STAY AWAY FROM GUY ANTONIO.
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OCTILLARY COMES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE HE IS A FAMOUS WARRIOR. ALWAYS HE IS LOOKING FOR THE WORTHIEST ONE TO FIGHT. MAYBE IT IS HUGO? OCTILLARY FIGHTS CLEAN AND WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE DOWN.
MARMALADE JOHNSON IS AN OLD MAGICIAN. HE KNOWS MANY THINGS THAT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO. SOMETIMES IN THE NIGHT YOU WILL FIND HIM ON THE WINDOWSILL, SINGING THE SONG OF A THOUSAND DEAD WORLDS. MARMALADE JOHNSON IS A FUNNY MAN.
PROFESSOR IS THE SMARTEST ONE BECAUSE HE IS MADE OUT OF SCIENCE. WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND YOU NEED TO KNOW NEW THINGS HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE NEW THINGS FOR YOU TO KNOW.
SHE IS THE MOST RED ONE AND SHE IS A GIRL. BETTIE-ANNE MARGARET KNOWS HOW TO CUT FIREWOOD AND ALWAYS CUTS THE FIREWOOD FOR EVERYONE IN TENTACLE TOWN. SHE IS HUGOS GIRL FRIEND.
PRINCE MALARIA IS COOl! HE IS A ROCKER. HE WILL BE A ROCKER FOREVER. WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND NEED SOMEONE TO BE A ROCKER, PRINCE MALARIA WILL ALWAYS BE A ROCKER FOR YOU. HIS ALBUM IS THE #1 IN TENTACLE TOWN.
LITTLE WERNSTROM IS NOT REALLY VERY LITTLE BUT HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS AFRAID TO DO THINGS. WHEN THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS TRICK HIM IT IS UP TO THE PROFESSOR TO SAVE THE DAY. LITTLE WERNSTROM FOLLOWS THE PROFESSOR EVERY WHERE.
SNEAKY JACK IS SNEAKY! HE WILL ALWAYS LIKE TO CAPER BUT HE IS NOT BAD. HE IS ONE OF THE SMALLEST BUT DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HIM.
SQUIDDY IS BIG BUT SQUIDDY IS NOT VERY BRIGHT. SQUIDDY LOVES EVERY THING AND EVERY THING LOVES SQUIDDY. EVEN THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS ARE GOOD TO SQUIDDY.
TOUCHO IS MYSTERIOUS! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING WHEN HE TOUCHES EVERY THING. TOUCHO IS THE SILENT ONE. WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON HIM BUT SO FAR HE IS WELL BEHAVED.
SHE IS THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST MOUTH. INSIDE OF HER MOUTH ARE ALL THE BAD DOLPHINS AND SHARKS. WHEN THEY ARE BAD THEY ARE SWALLOWED BY JAQUALINE AND PURGED OF THEIR SINS FOR 1,000 DAYS. JAQUALINE IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE OF THIS.
DASH IS A HERO! HE HAD A DIFFERENT NAME WHEN HE WAS ON TELEVISION BUT HE QUIT BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS THE BAD GUY. NOW HE IS A HERO LIKE HUGO BUT DASH IS A GRITTY AND STREETWISE HERO. HE IS THE KIND OF HERO THAT WILL MAKE YOU EARN HIS TRUST.
GESOMAN COMES FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE LIKE OCTILLARY BUT THEY KIND OF DO NOT GET ALONG. WHEN THE NEED ARISES THEY WILL GET ALONG GREAT THOUGH. GESOMAN HAS QUITE A TEMPER BUT HE IS A POWERFUL SEUSS CHEF.
IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY BALLISTIC RICK YOU WILL NEED TO SEEK MEDICAL ATENTTION WITHIN 48 HRS. OR EXPERIENCE PARALYSYS, CONVULSIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT INGEST BALLISTIC RICK. YOU ARE ASKING FOR TROUBLE WHEN YOU MESS WITH BALLISTIC RICK.
WOAH THERE SQUID WORD TENTACLES HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?
JUST KIDDING SQUID WORD IS NOT REAL HE IS PRETEND CARTOONS!
MARC IS A STERN BUT LOVING FATHER FIGURE AND HE IS ALWAYS TEACHING LITTLE HUBERT. WHEN LITTLE HUBERT LEARNS YOU WILL LEARN ALONG WITH HIM! WHEN HE IS BAD HE GETS THE HOLE.
MAGIC SHELL IS MORE THAN JUST A MAGIC SHELL. MAGIC SHELL IS THE SOUL OF A HERO WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE US FROM THE COMING OF THE GREAT BLACK BANE. IF YOU RUB THE MAGIC SHELL AND YOU ARE PURE OF HEART MAYBE HE WILL COME OUT AND SAY "WHAT'S UP?"
BROOM TILDA IS A WITCH! SHE IS A WITCH BECAUSE SHE HAS A BROOM. WITH HER BROOM SHE CAN DO SINISTER POWERS ON YOU WHEN YOU ARE BAD. SHE IS MARMALADE JOHNSONS EX-WIFE BUT THEY ARE ON GOOD TERMS.
THIS PIRATE BECOME A FAMOUS POET WHEN HE STOPPED BEING A PIRATE BUT BE WARNED AS HE STILL HAS A MEAN STREAK WHEN HE HAS BEEN DRINKING! HE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE BITTER REALITIES OF LIFE. WHATEVER DUDE! HIS SWORD IS NAMED LORETTA.
HOW DID SNACK MACHINEGUN GET HIS NAME? WELL IT WAS THE FIRST THING HE SAID WHEN HE HATCHED! BUT NOW HE HAS NEVER STOPPED SAYING IT. ONE DAY HE WILL LEARN THAT THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS NOT SO SIMPLE.
HHERE AT LAST IS TENTACLE TOWNS MOST IMPORTANT RESIDENT! THE MAYOR HAS BEEN MAYOR FOR CENTURIES, GUARDING OVER THE POLITICS. HE HAS THE POWER TO CHANGE SIZE IN PROPORTION TO HIS GROUCHINESS. DO NOT MAKE HIM GROUCHY!!!
HE WAS A BAD GUY WHO HAD PTERODACTYLS. NOW HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY PTERODACTYLS.
IF YOU THOUGHT CAPN WAS BIG YOU HAVE NOT SEEN COMMANDO DRAKE AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT. COMMANDO DRAKE IS MORE BIG. HE WAS A COMMANDO AND SOMETIMES HE KILLED FOUR GUYS. NOW HE IS A FIRE FIGHTER BUT WE DO NOT HAVE FIRES IN TENTACLE TOWN.
BONUS SCORE LIKES VIDEO GAMES! HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH THAT HE ALWAYS HAS ALL OF THE NEW ONES. "I HAVE THE BONUS SCORE ON ALL OF THE NEW ONES" IS WHAT HE WILL SAY TO YOU. WE HOPE THAT ONE DAY SOME ONE WILL COME AND TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG.
SMEEDLY FROYD IS SUCH AN OLD GUY! HE WILL ALWAYS GET ANGRY BECAUSE YOU ARE INSOLENT AND OVER PRIEVELEGIED. SOMETIMES HE WILL ALSO GET ANGRY BECAUSE YOU DID NOT EVEN DO ANY THING. THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS OLD. GO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE SMEEDLY!!!
MADAM FUTURE CAN LOOK AT THE FUTURE! SHE CAN DO IT WITH HER MAGIC BUBBLE. SHE CAN LOOK APROXIMATELY 3.62 HOURS INTO FUTURE WITHIN A RADIUS OF 75 FEET. IF YOU TRY TO GET HER WITH YOUR STELTH SHE WILL KNOW AND YOU WONT GET HER.
BO KNOWS HOW TO PARTY! WHENEVER THERE IS PARTIES BO WILL BE THERE KNOWING HOW TO PARTY. HE CAN DANCE THE TENTACLE (THAT IS A DANCE WHERE YOU HAVE TENTACLES) AND HE CAN PLAY PIANO. HE STRUGGLES WITH ALCOHOL.
BIGMOUTH HAS SUCH A BIG MOUTH AND HE IS ALWAYS BEING SURPRISED. HE WILL OPEN HIS BIG MOUTH WHEN YOU SURPRISE HIM AND SAY "AHH!" HE DOES NOT LIKE PIRATES HOWEVER HE IS OKAY WITH PASEQELE.
M.C. IS AN M.C. AT THE TENTACLE TOWN DANCE CLUB. HE IS FRIENDS WITH BO AND HELPS HIM MAKE IT THROUG THE ROUGH TIMES. HE HAS TOURED WITH PRINCE MALARIA ALL OVER TOWN AND HAS SO MANY GIRL FRIENDS IT IS CRAZY.
....IT IS A SECRET!
THIS GUY IS A ROYAL PAIN! HE WILL ALWAYS BE SAYING "HEY NO FISHING IN THIS FISHING HOLE!" AND MAKE YOU GO FISHING IN THE OTHER ONE. WHAT A BUZZ KILL.
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ASLEEP SO WE NAMED HIM SNOOZY! HE IS BIG AS THE WHOLE TOWN! MARMALADE JOHNSON CALLS SNOOZY A OTHER NAME BUT IT IS TOO HARD. MARMALADE JOHNSON GETS MAD WHEN WE TRY TO WAKE UP SNOOZY! SNOOZY MUST NOT BE A MORNING PERSON.