TURN YOUR FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN! IT'S TENTACLE TOWN!

WELCOME TO OUR TOWN NEW FREIND! WE LIVE ON A TOILET IN A BARN WHERE WE HAVE SOME INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES! ALL OF US HAVE TENTACLES AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES US SPECIAL. EXCEPT FOR OUR FREND GUSTO WHO HAS NIPPERS AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES HIM SPECIAL. WE WOULD ALL LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO YOU! LOOK AND SEE!

IMPORTANT!!!!!: WE ARE NOT MUMMIES! WHAT EVER THOSE ARE!

WIGGLES

EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM, WIGGLES IS WIGGLING! HE WIGGLES BECAUSE HE IS HAPPY. HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE CAN WIGGLE!

BALLOONA

BALLOONA LOVES BALLOONS. SHE LOVES THEM SO MUCH THAT SHE IS SOME BALLOONS! BALLOONA GETS POPPED A LOT BUT ALWAYS COMES BACK. SOMETIMES SHE COMES BACK ALL WRONG AND HAS TO BE POPPED AGAIN.

BADDY

EVERY OCTOPUS IS PRECOIUS BUT IF THERE IS A BAD ONE IT IS BADDY! YOU CAN TELL THAT HE IS BAD BECAUSE HE IS THE UGLYEST JUST LIKE PEOPLE. BADDY IS THE ONE WHO WILL TRICK YOU!

PROFESSOR

PROFESSOR IS THE SMARTEST ONE BECAUSE HE IS MADE OUT OF SCIENCE. WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND YOU NEED TO KNOW NEW THINGS HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE NEW THINGS FOR YOU TO KNOW.

INSIDE OF PROFESSOR IS A BASE FOR GUYS.

CAPN

CREEPY GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HIS MAMA WAS A "CREEPY CRAWLERS THING MAKER PLAY SET." NOW HE IS AN ORPHAN. CREEPY IS STILL A CHILD BUT HE IS ALWAYS FULL OF SCARY STORIES. IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A SCARY STORY, TALK TO CREEPY!

FERDENAND

FERDENAND IS THE KEEPER OF THE GIANT BOTTLE. HE CAN MAKE ANYTHING BE INSIDE THE BOTTLE SO SOMETIMES WE NEED MILK BUT SOMETIMES WE NEED POISON. FERDENAND IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP.

CAPN

CAPN IS BIG! CAPN IS ALSO AN OLD SALTY GRUMP BUT HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD. IF YOU ARE IN DANGER CAPN WILL BE THE ONE TO COME AND GET YOU. CAPN HAS A MAGIC DINGY. MAYBE HE WILL LET YOU TOUCH IT.

PET FISH

PET FISH GOT HIS NAME BECAUSE HE HAS A PET FISH. PET FISH ALWAYS LOOKS AT HIS PET FISH. PET FISH LOVES HIS PET FISH!

HUGO

HUGO IS STRONG! HUGO IS THE GAURD OF THE TREASURE CAVE. ONLY HUGO KNOWS THE PASSWORD BUT HE WILL TELL YOU IF YOU SMILE AND YOU ARENT A BAD CRAB. IF YOU ARE A GOOD CRAB LIKE GUSTO HE WILL ALSO TELL YOU.

AMAZING GUSTO!

GUSTO IS AMAZING! GUSTO IS THE ONLY GOOD CRAB. HE IS FREINDS WITH HUGO. THEY ARE ALWAYS PLAYING IN THE TREASURE CAVE BUT WHEN DANGER STRIKES THEY LEAP TO ACTION!!! GUSTO IS LITTLE BUT HE IS SMART. YOU COULD SAY HE IS THE SMART ONE.

MARMALADE JOHNSON

MARMALADE JOHNSON IS AN OLD MAGICIAN. HE KNOWS MANY THINGS THAT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO. SOMETIMES IN THE NIGHT YOU WILL FIND HIM ON THE WINDOWSILL, SINGING THE SONG OF A THOUSAND DEAD WORLDS. MARMALADE JOHNSON IS A FUNNY MAN.

!!!WARNING ALERT!!!!

!!!!WATCH OUT FOR THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES. IF YOU SEE THEM YOU MUST TELL HUGO BECAUSE IT IS THE TRASEURE CAVE THESE BAD CRAB BROTHERS WANT AND THEY WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO SEE WHAT IS INSIDE!!!

THIS IS THE END OF OUR ALERT YOU MAY KEEP RAEDING

OCTILARRY

OCTILARRY COMES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE HE IS A FAMOUS WARRIOR. ALWAYS HE IS LOOKING FOR THE WORTHIEST ONE TO FIGHT. MAYBE IT IS HUGO? OCTILARRY FIGHTS CLEAN AND WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE DOWN.

BETTIE-ANNE MARGARET

SHE IS THE MOST RED ONE AND SHE IS A GIRL. BETTIE-ANNE MARGARET KNOWS HOW TO CUT FIREWOOD AT MAXIMUM EFFICANCY AND KEEPS TENTACLE TOWN WELL SUPPLIED IN UNDERWATER WINTER.

PRINCE MALARIA

PRINCE MALARIA IS COOl! HE IS A ROCKER. HE WILL BE A ROCKER FOREVER. WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND NEED SOMEONE TO BE A ROCKER, PRINCE MALARIA WILL ALWAYS BE A ROCKER FOR YOU. HIS ALBUM IS THE #1 IN TENTACLE TOWN.

SNEAKY JACK!!!

SNEAKY JACK IS SNEAKY! HE WILL ALWAYS LIKE TO CAPER BUT HE IS NOT BAD. IF YOU HEAR A SCARY BUMP IN THE DARK IT MAY JUST BE SNEAKY JACK BEING SNEAKY FOR YOU. HOWEVER IF IT IS NOT SNEAKY JACK YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID.

SQUIDDY

SQUIDDY IS BIG BUT SQUIDDY IS NOT VERY BRIGHT. SQUIDDY LOVES EVERY THING AND EVERY THING LOVES SQUIDDY. EVEN THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS ARE GOOD TO SQUIDDY.

TOUCHO

TOUCHO IS MYSTERIOUS! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING WHEN HE TOUCHES EVERY THING WITH HIS TOUCHER. TOUCHO IS THE SILENT ONE. WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON HIM BUT SO FAR HE IS WELL BEHAVED.

JAQUALINE

SHE IS THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST MOUTH. INSIDE OF HER MOUTH ARE ALL THE BAD DOLPHINS. WHEN THEY ARE BAD THEY ARE SWALLOWED BY JAQUALINE AND PURGED OF THEIR SINS FOR 1,000 DAYS. JAQUALINE IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE OF THIS.

DASH "DANGER" DICKINSON

DASH IS A HERO! HE HAD A DIFFERENT NAME WHEN HE WAS ON TELEVISION BUT HE QUIT BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS THE BAD GUY. NOW HE IS A HERO LIKE HUGO BUT DASH IS A GRITTY AND STREETWISE HERO. HE IS THE KIND OF HERO THAT WILL MAKE YOU EARN HIS TRUST.

GESOMAN

GESOMAN COMES FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE LIKE OCTILLARY BUT THEY KIND OF DO NOT GET ALONG. WHEN THE NEED ARISES THEY WILL GET ALONG GREAT THOUGH. GESOMAN HAS QUITE A TEMPER BUT HE IS A POWERFUL SEUSS CHEF.

BALLISTIC RICK

IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY BALLISTIC RICK YOU WILL NEED TO SEEK MEDICAL ATENTTION WITHIN 48 HRS. OR EXPERIENCE PARALYSYS, CONVULSIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT INGEST BALLISTIC RICK. YOU ARE ASKING FOR TROUBLE WHEN YOU MESS WITH BALLISTIC RICK.

SQUID WORD TENTACLES

WOAH THERE SQUID WORD TENTACLES HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?

JUST KIDDING SQUID WORD IS NOT REAL HE IS PRETEND CARTOONS!

MAGIC SHELL

MAGIC SHELL IS MORE THAN JUST A MAGIC SHELL. MAGIC SHELL IS THE SOUL OF A HERO WHO GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE US FROM THE COMING OF THE GREAT BLACK BANE. IF YOU RUB THE MAGIC SHELL AND YOU ARE PURE OF HEART MAYBE HE WILL COME OUT AND SAY "WHAT'S UP?"

BROOM TILDA

BROOM TILDA IS A WITCH! SHE IS A WITCH BECAUSE SHE HAS A BROOM. WITH HER BROOM SHE CAN DO SINISTER POWERS ON YOU WHEN YOU ARE BAD. SHE IS MARMALADE JOHNSONS EX-WIFE BUT THEY ARE ON GOOD TERMS.

PASQUELE

THIS PIRATE BECOME A FAMOUS POET WHEN HE STOPPED BEING A PIRATE BUT BE WARNED AS HE STILL HAS A MEAN STREAK WHEN HE HAS BEEN DRINKING! HE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE BITTER REALITIES OF LIFE. WHATEVER DUDE! HIS SWORD IS NAMED LORETTA.

DIE IN A HOLE

HE IS CALLED DIE IN A HOLE BECAUSE THAT IS ALL HE CAN SAY. HE USED TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE. WE ARE NOT SURE IF HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS SAYING OR HE HAS A HEART OF ANGER.

DOCTOR PTERODACTYLS

HE WAS A BAD GUY WHO HAD PTERODACTYLS. NOW HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY PTERODACTYLS.

COMMANDO DRAKE

IF YOU THOUGHT CAPN WAS BIG YOU HAVE NOT SEEN COMMANDO DRAKE AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT. COMMANDO DRAKE IS MORE BIG. HE WAS A COMMANDO AND SOMETIMES HE KILLED FOUR GUYS. NOW HE IS A FIRE FIGHTER BUT WE DO NOT HAVE FIRES IN TENTACLE TOWN.

BONUS SCORE

BONUS SCORE LIKES VIDEO GAMES! HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH THAT HE ALWAYS HAS ALL OF THE NEW ONES. "I HAVE THE BONUS SCORE ON ALL OF THE NEW ONES" IS WHAT HE WILL SAY TO YOU. WE HOPE THAT ONE DAY SOME ONE WILL COME AND TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG.

FROYD VAN SMEEDLY

FROYD IS SUCH AN OLD GUY! HE WILL ALWAYS GET ANGRY BECAUSE YOU ARE INSOLENT AND OVER PRIEVELEGIED. SOMETIMES HE WILL ALSO GET ANGRY BECAUSE YOU DID NOT EVEN DO ANY THING. THIS IS BECAUSE HE IS OLD. GO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE SMEEDLY!!!

MADAM FUTURE

MADAM FUTURE CAN LOOK AT THE FUTURE! SHE CAN DO IT WITH HER MAGIC BUBBLE. SHE CAN LOOK APROXIMATELY 3.62 HOURS INTO FUTURE WITHIN A RADIUS OF 75 FEET. IF YOU TRY TO GET HER WITH YOUR STELTH SHE WILL KNOW AND YOU WONT GET HER.

BIGMOUTH

BIGMOUTH HAS SUCH A BIG MOUTH AND HE IS ALWAYS BEING SURPRISED. HE WILL OPEN HIS BIG MOUTH WHEN YOU SURPRISE HIM AND SAY "AHH!" HE DOES NOT LIKE PIRATES HOWEVER HE IS OKAY WITH PASEQELE.

MYSTERIOUS ANDREW

....IT IS A SECRET!

NO FISHING SIGN

THIS GUY IS A "ROYAL" PAIN! (THAT IS A JOKE IF YOU ARE A KING! IF NOT WE WILL NOT JUDGE YOU HERE)

HE WILL ALWAYS BE SAYING "HEY NO FISHING IN THIS FISHING HOLE!" AND MAKE YOU GO FISHING IN THE OTHER ONE. WHAT A BUZZ KILL.

TACO THE NINJA

OK SO LIKE WIGGLES IS ALWAYS ORDERING THESE GROWN UP COMIC BOOKS RIGHT FROM JAPAN. ONE DAY THEY ACCIDENTLY SENT HIM A NINJA! WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND HIS JAPAN NAME SO WE NAMED HIM THE FIRST THING HE SAID WHEN HE SAW WIGGLES! HE MUST LIKE TACOS!

NOSEY NEWMAN

WHATEVER IT IS YOU MAY BE DOING, NOSEY NEWMAN WILL COME AND LOOK AT IT WITHOUT EVEN ASKING YOU! THE NERVE OF THAT GUY! OF COURSE IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO DO THIS THEN WE CANNOT STOP YOU.

HEY THERE DUDE

HEY THERE DUDE IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE COOL GUYS WHO IS ALWAYS SAYING THINGS LIKE "HEY THERE DUDE" INSTEAD OF HELLO. YOU SHOULD NOT GET MAD BECAUSE IN ACTUALITY THIS MEANS HELLO!!! WE LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :'(

INCREDIBLE EYEBALLS RED

ONE OF THE INCREDIBLE EYEBALL BROTHERS WHOS INCREDIBLE EYEBALLS CAN SEE THROUHG ALMOST ANY THING! IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT YOU SWALLOWED TODAY OR YOU FOUND A SECRET BOX YOU SHOULD ASK THE INCREDIBLE EYEBALL BROTHERS!!!

INCREDIBLE EYEBALLS GREEN

HE IS NOT AS SMART AS HIS RED BROTHER BUT HE IS THE PATIENT ONE. IN FACT RED IS KIND OF A JERK SOME TIMES. IT IS LUCKY THAT HE HAS A GREEN BROTHER THAT CAN EVEN HIM OUT.

PANCAKES AHOY

HIS TENTACLES ARE ALL STUCK IN A BIG FLAT BIT THAT MAKES HIM THE BEST AT SWIMMING! HE CAN SWIM DOWN DEEPER THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN TOWN! WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE HE GOES BUT HE ALWAYS COMES BACK WITH TRESURES FOR OUR TERSURE CAVE!

COSTUME PARTY!!!

COSTUME PARTY!!! (YOU HAVE TO SPELL IT THAT WAY EVERY TIME) IS ONE CRAZY PARTY GIRL! ALWAYS SHE WILL JUMP OUT AND SCARE YOU WITH ONE OF HER COSTUMES BUT SHE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IF YOU LET HER. REMEMBER SAFETY FIRST THOUGH.

HEROBEAM Z

ONE HALF SCIENCE AND ONE HALF ALIVE! THIS HERO WAS CREATED BY PROFESSOR TO TEACH THOSE SCUTTLE BROTHERS A PERMANENT LESSON WITH HIS AWESOME HERO BEAM! IT SHOOTS WHIRLWINDS WITH ELECTRIC BLADES MADE OF ACID. IT IS POWER LEVEL 19000!!

MECHA BAD NEWS

THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS MADE THEIR OWN BAD GUY TO FIGHT HEROBEAM Z! HOWEVER HIS TENACLE HEART MADE HIM WANT TO BE A GOOD GUY. NOW THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS ARE IN 2X THE TROUBLE! HE KEPT THE WORD BAD IN HIS NAME TO REMIND HIM OF HIS DARK PAST. HE CAN SHOOT LAVA.

PRICKLY POINTEY

PRICKLY HAS A BODY ALL COVERED IN PRICKLIES! THIS MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO JUMP ON HIM! DO NOT JUMP ON PRICKLY OR YOU WILL LOSE A GUY AND HAVE TO START ALL OVER!

VISIBLE GHOST-O

OOOOOOOO!!! DID WE SCARE YOU? YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED BECAUSE VISIBLE GHOST-O WILL PULL EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK! HE WAS THE GUARD OF THE TREASURE CAVE BEFORE THE SALMONELLA CAUGHT UP TO HIM AND HUGO TOOK HIS PLACE. OOOOOOO!!! SORRY.

SCAREDY CAT

DONT LET SCAREDY CAT HANG OUT WITH CREEPY OR VISIBLE GHOST-O! SHE WILL JUST GET SCARED AGAIN AND WE WILL HAVE TO TRICK HER INTO TAKING HER MEDICINE. THE ONLY THING THAT SHE IS NOT SCARED OF IS HER ROCKING CHAIR NAMED EMMA.

HELP NUTS

HELP NUTS IS HEALTHY! HE IS SO HEALTHY THAT HE ALWAYS IS WEARING A HEAD BAND. LEGEND HAS IT THAT IF YOU REMOVE THE HEAD BAND HE WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES TO GIVE IT BACK BUT NOBODY HAS EVER CAUGHT HIM ON HIS MAGIC FLYING EXERCIZE BIKE.

BIG MAC AND CHEESE

WHAT A PIG THIS GUY IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR FOOD TO EAT! IF YOU ARE EATING SOME FOOD HE WILL ALWAYS DROP BY TO SEE IF HE CAN HAVE SOME AND IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL HE WILL TRY TO EAT YOU TOO! THIS HAPPENED ONCE BUT YOU GOT BETTER.

ICE CREAM HEADACHE

SHE ALWAYS HAS A HEADACHE! IT MAKES HER HAPPY HOWEVER BECAUSE IT IS FROM EATING ICE CREAM AND BECAUSE SHE IS A FREAK. SHE WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU CAN EAT AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET HER WATCH.

GOOD AND EVIL LUCY

THE LUCIES GUARD THE MIRROR BETWEEN GOOD WORLD AND BAD WORLD TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY GETS MIXED UP! IT IS A TOUGH JOB BUT THEY KEEP ONE ANOTHER ENTERTAINED WITH THEIR GOOD AND EVIL JOKES.

COOKIE JAR SKIPPER

HE IS THE WEALTHY SKIPPER OF HIS OWN YACHT BUT HE IS SO LONELY THAT ALL HE DOES IS HIT THE COOKIE JAR! WHAT A BIG OLD DRUNK! IF ONLY HE HAD A SPECIAL LADY TO FILL HIS VOID.

COOKIES COOKIES

WELL FORGET WHAT WE SAID PAL!!! COOKIE JAR SKIPPER HOOKED UP WITH COOKIES COOKIES AND ALL SHE DOES IS MAKE HIM COOKIES!!! PROFESSOR SAYS THAT COOKIES COOKIES IS AN "ENABLEDLER."

UPDATE: SHE BROKE IN LIKE A MILLION BITS. FINALLY.

ERNIE GOES TO THE BEACH

ONE DAY ERNIE WENT TO THE BEACH AND GOT INTO THE CRAZYEST MISCHEIF IN THE WORLD! THE THING IS HE IS STILL AT THE BEACH EVER SINCE AND WACKY THINGS ARE HAPPENING EVERY DAY TO HIM! NOW IT IS EVEN HIS NAME! WILL HIS ADVENTURE AT THE BEACH EVER COME TO A END? NOPE.

!!!WARNING ALERT TWO!!!

IF YOU THOUGHT THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS WERE BAD ENOUGH WELL GUESS WHAT PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS ALSO THE OLD KING SCUTTLE DAD AND HE IS A BIG FAT STUPID JERK. ALWAYS HE IS YELLING AT THE SCUTTLE BROTHERS TO GET HIM OUR SECRETS FROM THE TRESURE CAVE! WHAT DOES HE THINK HE WILL DO WITH THEM! HE IS JUST A DUMB STUPID UGLY BUTT CRAB! (SORRY IF GUSTO IS READING THIS WE LOVE U GUSTO)

MIKEY DOESENT CARE

WHATEVER YOU MAY TELL MIKEY HE WILL JUST NOT CARE! YOU CAN TELL HIM THE MOST RAD UNBELIEVABLE TRUE STORY LIKE WITH TWO LIONS AND A BIKE AND HE WILL ONLY BE LIKE SORTA INTO IT. HE WINS THE NOT CARING CONTEST EVERY YEAR BY NOT EVEN SHOWING UP!!!

STARTLING BOX

STARTLING BOX HAS ALL THE SCARYEST BUG STICKERS TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY BEFORE THEY GO LOOKING INSIDE HIM AND GETTING STARTLED! THE INSIDE IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE SO WE DO NOT ADVISE TESTING IT. IT COULD BE LIKE ALL THESE FROGS OR SOME QUICKSAND OR EVEN AN EXTRA BAD DUDE!!!

LITTLEST TAMMY

WE DO NOT KNOW ANY OTHER TAMMY BUT WE JUST ASSUME SHE IS THE LITTLEST EVER. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL HERE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT YOU ARE FREE TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.

GLOOMY GUS

MAN WHAT A DOWNER! GLOOMY GUS IS ALWAYS SAYING CRAZY THINGS ABOUT HOW SOMETIMES ALIVE THINGS CAN GET DEAD FOREVER AND THERE ARE NO FERRETS UNDERWATER. WHAT A LOSER.

LEGENDS OF SWORDON

LEGENDS OF SWORDON IS A FLYING SWORD OF MANY LEGENDS. HE WAS RESCUED FROM A HOBGOBLIN. HE IS A SWORD SO POWERFUL HE CAN CUT TWO BEARS IN HALF.

SNOOZY

HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ASLEEP SO WE NAMED HIM SNOOZY! HE IS BIG AS THE WHOLE TOWN! MARMALADE JOHNSON CALLS SNOOZY A OTHER NAME BUT IT IS TOO HARD. MARMALADE JOHNSON GETS MAD WHEN WE TRY TO WAKE UP SNOOZY! SNOOZY MUST NOT BE A MORNING PERSON.

WELL FRIENDS THAT IS ALL FOR NOW BUT IF YOU FOUND US WHY DONT YOU SAY "HEY!!!" OR SOME OTHER KIND OF A THING? YOU CAN DO THIS HERE AND IT WILL BE OUR SPECIAL SECRET:




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